@midnightespresso | text

[nerine]

Different worlds? Okay. Still, I gotta see what I'm working with here since the last time I was in a place with people from whatever universe was at 1 AM at the coffee shop and everyone had the grand idea to suddenly order Neapolitan frappuccinos. So here's how I'm going to narrow down and categorize all of you for my sake.

First off, how do you pronounce GIF? With a 'g' or a 'j'

Answer carefully 😉😉😉

(and if you don't get it, don't worry about it, you just get sorted into the other category)

Comments

[nerine]

She's my boss. As far as those go, she's a decent one.

[Monts owes her a lot in all honesty.]

I'll let you know when I'm ready to throwdown. How's that?

[wrenchedup]

oh. doy, right. witch boss. interdimensional cafe.

mmm, acceptable. i can wait.

[nerine]

Is that a hint of doubt in your text or am I just reading between the lines 🤔
I know it sounds silly
Like, I didn't even know magic was real until a year ago
But you know, stuff happened and now I work for a witch
c'est la vie

[wrenchedup]

mooooiiii? never 😇

ok gotta be real with you here tho, totally just guessed at the whole interdimensional cafe thing. literally said it for the lulz, man. can't say magic is much of a thing for me. until like. fucking now, apparently. so. yanno.

[nerine]

Sometimes the most outrageous guess is the right one!
And don't worry, I still find magic plenty ridiculous even now.

[wrenchedup]

thats fair, sometimes seeing is still not believing.

so. assuming someone was curious, like say.. a friend, what exact kind of magic? can you do magic now???

[nerine]

Me?
Oh not at all
I'm not a magic person. Zero magic. Nada.

[wrenchedup]

uhuh. [ sus af answer, bruh. ]

[nerine]

[NOW TO BE FAIR... She is not lying about not being magic!]

I'm not a witch ~(￣▽￣)~*

[wrenchedup]

[ squint. ok, but also he's suspicious! yet still: ]

because you used a kaomoji, you get a pass. i believe you. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[nerine]

Thank you!
If I knew any magic you can bet that I'd be showing off more.

[wrenchedup]

oh you would, huh? what's the first think you'd do with your magic— oh! WHat powerrr would you have, if you could have any? think i'd like something super ridiculous but unintentionally destructive. like the ability to turn anything into kool-aid.

[nerine]

I don't know really...
Maybe the power to be invisible? That'd be funny

[She is not answering this sincerely considering she does have abilities but oh well]