ʜᴇɪɴᴇ "babygirl (affectionate)" ʀᴀᴍᴍꜱᴛᴇɪɴᴇʀ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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citynet2023-07-18 11:14 am
kampfgeist) wrote in citynet2023-07-18 11:14 am
video » text | @stray
[ the video comes first!
heine films from where he's sitting on top of a mailbox on a street corner. it's a slow pan across an empty intersection just northeast of the bank—the bank building itself is visible, as a landmark for where he is, but he also makes a point of filming as much down each street as he can manage. master film director heine is not, but at least he manages to pick out a few identifying storefronts so people can triangulate themselves!
there's no talking, or really any sound at all (which for heine is still one of the worst parts of this place). once he's filmed enough that he thinks the location has been conveyed, the video cuts off.
when he uploads it, it's with a text accompaniment: ]
let me get this out of the way first: i'm not trying to die
and i also don't want to kill anyone [ today, anyway! ]
but if you're also here without the weapons you're used to
don't want to get stuck with your thumb up your ass if shit goes wrong
and think you could use a good fight to keep your skills sharp
then hopefully you can figure out from the video where to go
if you can't then [ he is judging you slightly ] ask for directions
rules:
1) i have knives but if you want to use something else that's on you
2) no sparring bullshit, we fight like we mean it
3) i'll go easy if you need but don't ask me to teach you
heine films from where he's sitting on top of a mailbox on a street corner. it's a slow pan across an empty intersection just northeast of the bank—the bank building itself is visible, as a landmark for where he is, but he also makes a point of filming as much down each street as he can manage. master film director heine is not, but at least he manages to pick out a few identifying storefronts so people can triangulate themselves!
there's no talking, or really any sound at all (which for heine is still one of the worst parts of this place). once he's filmed enough that he thinks the location has been conveyed, the video cuts off.
when he uploads it, it's with a text accompaniment: ]
let me get this out of the way first: i'm not trying to die
and i also don't want to kill anyone [ today, anyway! ]
but if you're also here without the weapons you're used to
don't want to get stuck with your thumb up your ass if shit goes wrong
and think you could use a good fight to keep your skills sharp
then hopefully you can figure out from the video where to go
if you can't then [ he is judging you slightly ] ask for directions
rules:
1) i have knives but if you want to use something else that's on you
2) no sparring bullshit, we fight like we mean it
3) i'll go easy if you need but don't ask me to teach you
no subject
not always necessary in my business
at least not real names between dealer and buyer
but i'm eddie
so how curious are you?
no subject
however, "dealer" and "buyer" in a city with no capitalism... pls!! ]
i have bad news for you about money
the bad news is there is none
if you're dealing and i'm buying i hope you take alternate payment
curious about what, drugs?
no subject
but if you're shitty company, bring something useful to trade
we're all poor here [ which does make him feel a bit better about it because no money but! hey! everything's provided. this is the sort of utopia that would have reagan's panties in a twist. ]
yeah, man
are you down to smoke now
or are we scheduling an appointment or something?
no subject
sure, i guess
i'll come by later [ he has fistfights to finish! ]
just let me know where to meet you
no subject
don't come all black and blue
or if you do
the weed can help with that, i guess
[ attached is an address! ey! he's learned how to do that. ]