𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐔 "the worst (adoring)" 𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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citynet2023-08-02 09:07 am
nichocolatine) wrote in citynet2023-08-02 09:07 am
video | un: NAILS
[ good morning city-folk, how's your day? today's broadcast is brought to you by our sponsors Fuck This Place, in partnership with Fuck Heine Especially. the video begins after the phone's owner sets it on the ground, so the camera angle is a little strange, but he never claimed to be some marvel of photography here so you get what you get okay.
badou also plunks himself on the ground in what appears to be the sidewalk in front of some nondescript convenience store. the shelves of which he'd just raided if the plastic bag he sets down beside him is of any indication. within its contents one can find a bright pink energy drink, a generous helping of cigarette cartons, and what appears to be a family-size bag of off-brand twizzlers. #bachelorlife, amirite?
there's bruising on his neck that's only just begun to fade, and a splint around his left wrist that's already got various crude drawings on it, all courtesy of mr. artist himself. he works on fishing himself out and lighting up a brand new cigarette before even addressing the camera (made all the more difficult by that fractured wrist) so enjoy five minutes of nicotine addict ASMR. ]
Hey. 'Sup. How ya doing. Have y'all seen my dog? Lost him a bit ago, about yea high, real pale, red eyes, no eyebrows, answers to the name Heine or Fuckface.
[ for ease, he's provided a supplementary visual, which he holds up to the camera with all the flourish of a child's first finger-painting. BEHOLD his uncanny portrait! yes, his commissions are open. ]
[ he crumples the paper with perhaps a lot more ire for someone supposedly "missing" his ""dog"" but a deep drag of his cigarette quickly calms him back down. there's a beat-up lighter in his hand he can't seem to stop fiddling with. ]
Thought about putting some signs up and slappin' 'em on some milk cartons but who knows what the fuck whoever's-in-charge-here considers """vandalism""" and I ain't about to go around testin' it like some of you can't seem to stop yourselves from.
[ a-hem. ]
Speakin' of — that survey we were given here. How many of ya answered that honestly? Shit's startin' to get real personal, though I think I'd remember if I'd been asked about the worst fuckin' day of my life.
[ which begs the question he's sure everyone's already thought about by now: how the fuck do these people know them that well? ]
( EDITED: because someone (me) forgot to include injuries.... smh )
badou also plunks himself on the ground in what appears to be the sidewalk in front of some nondescript convenience store. the shelves of which he'd just raided if the plastic bag he sets down beside him is of any indication. within its contents one can find a bright pink energy drink, a generous helping of cigarette cartons, and what appears to be a family-size bag of off-brand twizzlers. #bachelorlife, amirite?
there's bruising on his neck that's only just begun to fade, and a splint around his left wrist that's already got various crude drawings on it, all courtesy of mr. artist himself. he works on fishing himself out and lighting up a brand new cigarette before even addressing the camera (made all the more difficult by that fractured wrist) so enjoy five minutes of nicotine addict ASMR. ]
Hey. 'Sup. How ya doing. Have y'all seen my dog? Lost him a bit ago, about yea high, real pale, red eyes, no eyebrows, answers to the name Heine or Fuckface.
[ for ease, he's provided a supplementary visual, which he holds up to the camera with all the flourish of a child's first finger-painting. BEHOLD his uncanny portrait! yes, his commissions are open. ]
[ he crumples the paper with perhaps a lot more ire for someone supposedly "missing" his ""dog"" but a deep drag of his cigarette quickly calms him back down. there's a beat-up lighter in his hand he can't seem to stop fiddling with. ]
Thought about putting some signs up and slappin' 'em on some milk cartons but who knows what the fuck whoever's-in-charge-here considers """vandalism""" and I ain't about to go around testin' it like some of you can't seem to stop yourselves from.
[ a-hem. ]
Speakin' of — that survey we were given here. How many of ya answered that honestly? Shit's startin' to get real personal, though I think I'd remember if I'd been asked about the worst fuckin' day of my life.
[ which begs the question he's sure everyone's already thought about by now: how the fuck do these people know them that well? ]
( EDITED: because someone (me) forgot to include injuries.... smh )
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kinda
id like to talk about it
but he dont seem to enjoy that
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[ Because it sure seems like it. Though probably one with a little more offense on Heine's side, given that he's the one who went off, and Badou is the one looking for him.. ]
Sorry, I realise asking this stuff might be a little too personal. You see, it's just that I've met Heine before in this place, so I couldn't help but feel a little worried about him. My name is Daniel, Daniel LaRusso. [ Just had to explain that in the most middle-aged Dad way possible, huh, Daniel. ]
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not really
[ there are a lot of other words he could use to refer to what happened between them, but none of them feel very right either ]
you two close?
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Daniel definitely is distracted by the question first though. ]
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't appreciate calling it close. [ Because they aren't, and Heine seems like the type to not really ever use that word in the first place, if Daniel got a decent read on the other. ] He helped me out when I first showed up here. I cooked him a meal in return to show my gratitude.
He seemed like a good kid.
[ Is Heine a kid? No, but when you're Daniel's age.. everyone is a kid.. ]
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[ lol he and heine are roughly the same age but damned if he isn't gonna take advantage of the opportunity to rib on him some more ]
when he isnt being a pain in the ass
[ see :) ]
heine wouldnt really know friendship if it hit him over the head so dont take it too personally if he never calls it that
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Don't worry. I am not taking it personally at all. [ Besides, Daniel knows he's old enough that it'd probably be weird for someone their age to call him a friend anyway.. He's more like a fussy distance dad, if anything. ]
I don't even think he is a pain at all.
[ .. yes, he's not going to curse in front of someone younger than him, okay. That's why he's leaving out the 'in the ass' part, sue him!! ]
He might be a little blunt and rough around the edges, but so far I've only seen him do the right thing in any situation.
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funny how daniel's aversion to cussing in front of badou just makes the latter want to do it more... can you sense the little brother energy yet, daniel?? ]
mm yeah
annoying lil shit
[ (affectionate) ]
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There's something here, isn't there. Even if Daniel isn't getting the full on Vibes here yet, he's catching a whiff of it. Just enough to ask-- ]
Are you really older than him?
You're probably around the same age, aren't you.
[ Terrible news, Badou: You're both kids to him. ]