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video | un: NAILS
[ good morning city-folk, how's your day? today's broadcast is brought to you by our sponsors Fuck This Place, in partnership with Fuck Heine Especially. the video begins after the phone's owner sets it on the ground, so the camera angle is a little strange, but he never claimed to be some marvel of photography here so you get what you get okay.
badou also plunks himself on the ground in what appears to be the sidewalk in front of some nondescript convenience store. the shelves of which he'd just raided if the plastic bag he sets down beside him is of any indication. within its contents one can find a bright pink energy drink, a generous helping of cigarette cartons, and what appears to be a family-size bag of off-brand twizzlers. #bachelorlife, amirite?
there's bruising on his neck that's only just begun to fade, and a splint around his left wrist that's already got various crude drawings on it, all courtesy of mr. artist himself. he works on fishing himself out and lighting up a brand new cigarette before even addressing the camera (made all the more difficult by that fractured wrist) so enjoy five minutes of nicotine addict ASMR. ]
Hey. 'Sup. How ya doing. Have y'all seen my dog? Lost him a bit ago, about yea high, real pale, red eyes, no eyebrows, answers to the name Heine or Fuckface.
[ for ease, he's provided a supplementary visual, which he holds up to the camera with all the flourish of a child's first finger-painting. BEHOLD his uncanny portrait! yes, his commissions are open. ]

[ he crumples the paper with perhaps a lot more ire for someone supposedly "missing" his ""dog"" but a deep drag of his cigarette quickly calms him back down. there's a beat-up lighter in his hand he can't seem to stop fiddling with. ]
Thought about putting some signs up and slappin' 'em on some milk cartons but who knows what the fuck whoever's-in-charge-here considers """vandalism""" and I ain't about to go around testin' it like some of you can't seem to stop yourselves from.
[ a-hem. ]
Speakin' of β that survey we were given here. How many of ya answered that honestly? Shit's startin' to get real personal, though I think I'd remember if I'd been asked about the worst fuckin' day of my life.
[ which begs the question he's sure everyone's already thought about by now: how the fuck do these people know them that well? ]
( EDITED: because someone (me) forgot to include injuries.... smh )
badou also plunks himself on the ground in what appears to be the sidewalk in front of some nondescript convenience store. the shelves of which he'd just raided if the plastic bag he sets down beside him is of any indication. within its contents one can find a bright pink energy drink, a generous helping of cigarette cartons, and what appears to be a family-size bag of off-brand twizzlers. #bachelorlife, amirite?
there's bruising on his neck that's only just begun to fade, and a splint around his left wrist that's already got various crude drawings on it, all courtesy of mr. artist himself. he works on fishing himself out and lighting up a brand new cigarette before even addressing the camera (made all the more difficult by that fractured wrist) so enjoy five minutes of nicotine addict ASMR. ]
Hey. 'Sup. How ya doing. Have y'all seen my dog? Lost him a bit ago, about yea high, real pale, red eyes, no eyebrows, answers to the name Heine or Fuckface.
[ for ease, he's provided a supplementary visual, which he holds up to the camera with all the flourish of a child's first finger-painting. BEHOLD his uncanny portrait! yes, his commissions are open. ]

[ he crumples the paper with perhaps a lot more ire for someone supposedly "missing" his ""dog"" but a deep drag of his cigarette quickly calms him back down. there's a beat-up lighter in his hand he can't seem to stop fiddling with. ]
Thought about putting some signs up and slappin' 'em on some milk cartons but who knows what the fuck whoever's-in-charge-here considers """vandalism""" and I ain't about to go around testin' it like some of you can't seem to stop yourselves from.
[ a-hem. ]
Speakin' of β that survey we were given here. How many of ya answered that honestly? Shit's startin' to get real personal, though I think I'd remember if I'd been asked about the worst fuckin' day of my life.
[ which begs the question he's sure everyone's already thought about by now: how the fuck do these people know them that well? ]
( EDITED: because someone (me) forgot to include injuries.... smh )
@weltyang
Your "dog"?
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Yep. [ how he manage to make the 'p' of that word pop with a cigarette still shoved between his lips is a feat scientists should study ] Be careful β he bites.
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@junpei
[Just saying!! Weird dog, dude. Is this guy's friend(???) yet another person to add to the list of missing people, or... hmm.
Well, besides that:] My survey questions weren't personal at all. What the hell are you guys getting asked?
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[ he took artistic liberty to get the Vibesβ’ right okay? ]
I got asked some weird shit. Dirty dreams and nightmares and stuff.
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audio | un; banished
[ which he can confirm arenβt supposed to be there! ]
Smoked him out a while back.
[ then a pause, the sound of him taking a long ass drag of a cigarette. ] Huh... I donβt think I was asked anything really personal.
still video
[ they 100% look like eyebrows but badou's pride as an artist (he has none) is on the line here.
on the topic of smoking out, though... ]
So you're Big Hair, huh?
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@wrenched
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is real twizzlers in the room with us??
you think i chose the generic life for myself?
either this place never had any or someone else already raided em all but it doesnt really matter to me im gonna have the same sugar high either way
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un: pochita (voice)
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@DONQUIXOTE, audio
off the grid? ignoring badou? or truly gone? why does her hand stay itself so. don's trying not to sound as brick to the face as she feels, but there is a small tremor. ]
He is missing?
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(did badou make it worse by airing their business out for the whole city to see? yes, but this ain't about himβ) ]
Only kinda, pixie. [ yes, i have decided that's what he calls her. ] It's looking more like he's avoiding me than being actually gone. He'd probably come right to ya if you went callin'.
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audio; un: loveless
When did you last see him, and where?
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[ badou finally turns his attention to the candy rope beside him, tearing into the bag with his teeth because his wrist is bothering him. ]
Ain't seen him since the day of, man. You could say we had a little incident.
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un: hidden | video
You were attacked?
[ It wouldn't occur to her that Heine would attack his bestie boyfriend, all right? Last she checked, Badou was a man.
She's willing to check more thoroughly to be sure, but now isn't the time. Now she's wondering if she needs to go collect a bunch of knives and go witch hunting again. ]
Was he taken?
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[ the misunderstanding being: badou wanted to keep being alive, but the dog could not conceptualize that.
also excuse me check more thoroughly what ]
But nah. Used his own two feet to hightail it outta my sight. He hasn't reached out to you?
[ little less than a month they've known each other, but badou was fairly confident that vanessa was one of the few heine considered trustworthy around here. ]
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and sorry, haven't seen your friend. good drawing, though
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[ someone with taste... ]
people're tossing around all kinds of crazy ideas straight outta some sci-fi book
at this point i aint sure whats possible or not
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HE HAS EYEBROWS THEY ARE JUST VERY PALE ]
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5/6 i think
THE END, also text | @stray
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un: korielxiii; audio
Is that how dogs are meant to look?
[ God knows he hasn't seen one. ]
Would it be useful to have him back? He looks as though he is unpleasant.
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Yeah, he's a real piece of work!
[ but he's a familiar piece of work, in a world that is incredibly not. ]
I don't need him around [ per se ] I'd just like to know he ain't dead in a ditch somewhere.
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@keter
lmao
and yeah i don't take much stock on those survey questions either
i mentioned this to a couple of people but the ones we get are randomized
mine aren't even that personal which is for the best tbh
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yeah its sounding like the questions are shuffled around without any real care who gets what
but the stuff in those bank boxes? those were some deep cuts
so they might not have known us very well when we first got here
but somewhere along the line that changed
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@Alhaitham, audio
I see you found your dog. [Now to the more relevant question:] I didn't see the need to answer the questions I had dishonestly.
[Though, he also wasn't very thorough.] But I hadn't made mention of the replica that was in my lockbox, so that information must have come from somewhere else.
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Audio, UN: Loki
Is that what dogs look like in your world? I must say, they have some talent in battle. I would be careful when you catch them.
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That's the rub, ain't it? I already did what I could but he's still runnin' around loose. Gonna have to be up to you guys now. Watch out for rabies.
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text; un: d.larusso
[ Look, is he overlooking the.. artistic quality of that drawing? Or the dog talk? Yes, Daniel sure is, because he figures this is probably Heine's friend and this is.. probably how young friends act about each other.
(Look, it's not like he has much experience when his only friend growing up was a guy who was more like his adoptive dad, okay.)
Badou's injuries are a little more concerning, but he can let those slide for a moment too in the face of Daniel's fussiness coming out first over someone he does recognize. ]
You don't think it's anything serious, do you?
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i can say his "being missing" is voluntary, though, if thatd ease your mind any
hes off somewhere licking his metaphorical wounds
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text βͺ un: εδΊ
οΌ look he doesn't think he hit him that hard....... οΌ
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convenient, huh?
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text. @kaveh
Was it a fight? It wasn't the sort that either of you could have won or lost, I'd think.
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[ rip? gregor ]
whats got you saying that tho?
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