text; @The Seventh Crown of the Seventh Demon King;

[unrequite]

[ Four lines of text. ]

This is written in Victorian.
Kore wa Laterano-ji Higashi-go de kakareteimasu.
This is written in Higashinese.
This written by in Yanese. (Might be bad. Sorry.)

Please do let me know how many of these sentences you understand.

[ The first is in what would be considered Earth English, the second is what would be known as Japanese written in Romaji, but he's called it "Laterano-ji Higashinese". The third was written in Japanese, the fourth was written in some rather poor Chinese. He's called the languages themselves clearly incorrect names. What's more important, though, is that only the second one should parse as phonetic, and should only be understandable to fellow Japanese speakers. The rest are in whatever language is most understandable to whoever reads it. Funny, huh? This city sure is strange! ]

Comments

[kampfgeist]

yeah, good point...

[ honestly thank fuck for the absence of capitalism, because heine never learned taxes and he sure as shit ain't gonna start now!

hobbies..... ]

i explore a lot. probably covered this whole city on foot by now
and i think i started a fight club
my roommate keeps telling me i'm a freak for that tho so taking suggestions too

[unrequite]

I see. Why not ask your roommate? Seems as though he's a bastion of normalcy between the two of you, or at the very least, you've deferred to his opinion on the matter.

[kampfgeist]

idk about » "deferred"
fight club's still on, so if you ever want to spar come on down

[ but he will indeed ask badou, despite his prediction that it'll result in badou laughing at him ]

[unrequite]

Sure, although you'll have to excuse a beginner's performance. I never learned how to fight with anything other than a sword, and I only began practical study of the blade a couple years ago.