@junpei | text

[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

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[coolerjunpei]

i like getting these things in writing, what can i say. thanks though, i guess.

uh, a vent, like... for air conditioning? in the wall?

[featherdaggers]

You're a weird one.

What's air conditioning?

[coolerjunpei]

oh, you're not from somewhere like this place, huh. uh, ac is what keeps the inside of buildings cold... hang on.

[Give him a moment, then attached: one (1) photo of a vent in the wall of wherever he's loitering right now. From the tile floor and nearly visible appliance in the corner of the picture, he might just be still sitting in the laundromat. Like a normal person.]

you see these? put your hand near one. it's cold.

[featherdaggers]

I've never seen anything like this place.
I don't like it.

[After a pause.]

Ugh, you want me to go inside one of the human buildings?
No thanks.
Why is it cold?

[coolerjunpei]

most people don't like sweating indoors? this is a free human fact for you.

are you an alien

[featherdaggers]

Humans and their incessant need to hide from nature. Couldn't be me.
What's an alien?
I'm a Lhotlan Vastaya.

[coolerjunpei]

uh, like not from earth. i have no idea what a... that is. you know anything about time travel pods?