@junpei | text

[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

Comments

[coolerjunpei]

finally someone answers the right way.

it's gonna suck. what's the song?

[blackwaterchild]

Yeah, but that'll make it funnier if it sucks.

AKB48's Koi Suru Fortune Cookie. It's slow enough to be easy to learn and peppy enough. And great for large crowds of people, I mean have you seen the size of those idol groups?

[coolerjunpei]

point taken. i can get behind "funny because it sucks."

who's our audience? the mysterious big guy in charge?

[blackwaterchild]

People love laughing at others misfortune.

Hidden cameras. We're gonna be broadcast world-wide.

Audience votes on who they like best.

Loser gets axed. Possibly literally.

[coolerjunpei]

like... during the dance? that's brutal. i'm gonna stand in the back.

[blackwaterchild]

Better learn the dance quick, chop chop. Or else it's literally 'chop chop.'

Anyway, so what do I win for my guess?

[OBVIOUSLY she has won]

[coolerjunpei]

paper plate with "WINNER" written on it. once i get my hands on some plates and a marker.

[blackwaterchild]

No.

There's like dozens of stores to shoplift from.

Do better.

[coolerjunpei]

for a "wrong answers only" contest? i'm doing exactly enough.

[blackwaterchild]

I put way more thought into my answer than you did into your prize. I demand compensation for having to exercise my brain muscles.

[coolerjunpei]

did i say it would be a good prize? no. you get what you get.

[blackwaterchild]

Yeah, but shouldn't it be a LITTLE more special for the winner??

At least make it a GOLD plate.

Actually, why don't we just say you owe me a favor?

[coolerjunpei]

no way, i'm not an idiot. you'll get a plate, gold or not depending on whether or not i can find a party city in this place.