@junpei | text

[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

Comments

[coolerjunpei]

dunno, i can teach you how to use a microwave? it's no big deal, but you don't want to be shit out of luck because you don't know how bluetooth works.

[junpei didn't know how wireless connections worked until a year ago but Never Mind]

[vecna]

[Aha, wait. Hold up, as the kids say.]

You don't think there were microwaves in the 70s?

I'm not that inept, you know.

[coolerjunpei]

uh, i have no idea. i'm from 2029.

a microwave's not the best show of super skill, anyway...

[vecna]

If we assume that everyone comes from a different point in time, much like ourselves, then what's the baseline for "super skill"?

2029 is a ways off from me. Maybe a few others, too. I wouldn't call it a fair comparison.

[coolerjunpei]

dunno, maybe plugging a usb in the right way on the first try? uh, i don't know if usbs were around back then, either...

what do *you* think super skill should be?

[vecna]

Maybe... the ability to type on a keyboard without taking an age to do it? I think that's a fair divide between modern and not.

[So, apparently, his vote is the use of a QWERTY keyboard.]

[coolerjunpei]

i think you're on to something. yeah, let's go with that. so are we both super experts?

[vecna]

Hm. What can I say? You seem pretty super to me.

[coolerjunpei]

are you making fun of me? on my own internet blog thing? dude.

[vecna]

Making fun of you? Of course not. I only ever speak sincerely.

[coolerjunpei]

that really makes it seem like you're making fun of me. but thanks, if you're not.

[vecna]

[ :) ]

I guess it's hard to discern tone over this "texting", isn't it?

[coolerjunpei]

damn, was i the old man the whole time? well shit.