@junpei | text

[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

Comments

txt; @wrenched

[wrenchedup]

[ the saga of wrench not answering people's proposed questions continues. ] ooh, love a scavenger hunt. you think we get bonus points for extra creative kills?

[coolerjunpei]

[why won't any of you play in the bit with him]

knowing how these things go? probably. not from me, though. i don't run that fast, i'm like, 0.5 points on a good day.

[wrenchedup]

[ REBELLION. ] time to find some wheels. supe it up, man. post-apocalyptic style. throw a bunch of forks on it or whatever. enemies be-fucking-ware

[coolerjunpei]

what like heelies?

[Heelies were absolutely not the implication--]

how fast do you think heelies can go?

[wrenchedup]

obviously [ not. but now that its mentioned... he's into the idea! ] probably even slower than you can run but that's nothing rockets can't fix. those might be harder to find.

still, heelies covered in forks does sound pretty lethal if you're trying to make your enemy laugh to death. every win counts, right?

[coolerjunpei]

they'd be steel-toed weapons, and also rad as hell. i could kick a fork into somebody's leg if i had to.

[wrenchedup]

hmm... alright jackie chan, YOU'VE SOLD ME! and anyway, getting your achilles cut is a BAD TIME so i have heard. if the legends are true, and why wouldn't they be?

[coolerjunpei]

oh shit, great code name. just jackie so i don't get sued.

just have to find some heelies first.

[wrenchedup]

alright jackie. well, if you wanna team up for operation forkheels, heelforks, foreelies??? //horks//. lmk, man. or don't, i mean. who knows. i could be first to kill. MUAAAHAHAHAHA, etc.

[coolerjunpei]

sure thing. operation horks. you got a code name i can write down?

[wrenchedup]

wrench🔧

[coolerjunpei]

did everyone understand the username thing better than i did? damn it.

ok. wrench. when i get my hands on some wheels i'll find you.

[wrenchedup]

welcome to 🌈✨~*~the internet~*~✨🌈

i'll keep an eye out for some too. scavenging for the inevitable and all

[ is he serious? hell, he might be. ]