@junpei | text

[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

Comments

[coolerjunpei]

what can i say? i'm a pretty good time traveler.

and okay only 1 guy died the first time. uh. no, it was 2 or 3.

[broca]

[ Time traveler? Struggling to remember the number of people that died in a theoretically traumatic event?

Sure is suspect. ]

You don't remember how many died?

[coolerjunpei]

i try not to remember too many murders, yeah. it's my worst quality, not keeping track of murder.

[broca]

Most people don't forget them easily.

[coolerjunpei]

well they sucked to remember, okay? i'm doing my best to not think about dead people all the time!

[broca]

That's different than forgetting.

[coolerjunpei]

fuck off, that's semantics. why do you care, anyway?

[broca]

Because everything you just said is suspicious.

[coolerjunpei]

okay, great talk. i'm not gonna tell you my life story. that's like, the exact point of having code names.

[broca]

That's not what's suspicious.

[coolerjunpei]

okay, then don't invite me to your strategy meetings. i'll find my own.

[broca]

I'm not having any anyway.