@junpei | text

[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

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[coolerjunpei]

whoa whoa whoa, this is entrapment. you're going to fold my shirts against my will.

[selfloveable]

( yes, she is. )

And they're going to look so nice the next time you put one on!
And we'll go shopping for some nice jackets and slacks too, while we're at it.
And maaaaybe some neat accessories. I could totally go for a new bracelet or something right now!

[coolerjunpei]

they look fine right now... and i already have a jacket.

["a" jacket]

on a scale from 1 to 10 how relentless are you prepared to be about this?

[selfloveable]

( A JACKET? )

I'll text you every day.

( so................ 20. )

[coolerjunpei]

[how could she do this to him. he's not answering!!!

he's not!!!!!



after like ten minutes,]

the building above the laundromat. 5th floor.

[selfloveable]

Yay~🎉🎉🎉

( like she didn't just bully a grown-ass man. )

I'll bring a housewarming gift ♪ Do you have any allergies?

[coolerjunpei]

did you really just invite yourself to my place...

i'm allergic to high thread count shirts.

[selfloveable]

( he offered her where he lives? so yes she did? )

I bet you've never worn one in your entire life.

[coolerjunpei]

yeah, because of my deadly allergy. they knew as soon as i touched an expensive fabric once as a baby. boom: hives.

[selfloveable]

I'll grab some allergy medicine too then ♪

( you BIG BABY............ )

[coolerjunpei]

thanks, that really helps.

[whatEVER, girl......!!!!]

so uh, when are you showing up? so i'm not surprised.

[selfloveable]

( hmmmm let her check her phone for time... think about it... )

Twenty minutes?

[coolerjunpei]

okay. i'll.... see you then.

[would a wiser man just go somewhere else... maybe. junpei is not that man.]