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[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

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[coolerjunpei]

[junpei is disappearing into a bog to never be found thanks to his stellar performance there, rest assured. problem: handled.]

that's a pretty fundamentally partial understanding of how numbers work, in her case. i stand by it.

you know who she is, though? i haven't seen a familiar face at all. it's probably for the best.

besides that, you win, i couldn't be a merc. you get the no. 1 award for worst job, which means it's the highest and lowest at the same time. it's quantum shit.

and everyone's seen it, so it's too late now... forget it. uh, the username problem. you don't have to forget my name.

[gradenine]

[ you tried, king... ]

i did meet her here, but not back home
but it really is for the best
she's uhh
she talks like that in real life too

oh wow, what an honor to have the suckiest job alive
do i win something?
i guess i could give you my name
call me roland

[coolerjunpei]

no kidding? i'll look around for earplugs. she doesn't seem all that bad, though.

["not the weirdest person i've ever met" - junpei testimonials]

roland huh. you're not all that bad either, roland.
but now i have to ask what keter is.
and yeah, i'll get you a medal. but she wants the 1st place so you'll have to settle for 2nd.

[gradenine]

it's just a username i thought up from out of the blue, nothing special
i guess it's to match with my other coworker here
not to be confused with don down there btw

i don't care much for ranks so i'll live with being 2nd place
but uhh
thanks, man

[coolerjunpei]

wow, you guys are all over, huh.

anyway, uh, don't mention it. my arts and crafts skills might make you reconsider.