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astraphilia) wrote in citynet2023-10-11 02:34 pm
Entry tags:
- critical role: fearne calloway,
- dogs b&c: badou nails,
- dogs b&c: heine rammsteiner,
- dragonball gt: bulla brief,
- fear & hunger: daan,
- ffvii remake: aerith gainsborough,
- ffvii: reno,
- ffxiv: emet-selch,
- ffxiv: hythlodaeus,
- ffxiv: thancred waters,
- genshin impact: alhaitham,
- jujutsu kaisen: yuji itadori,
- jujutsu kaisen: yuki tsukumo,
- library of ruina: angela,
- library of ruina: argalia,
- library of ruina: gebura,
- library of ruina: netzach,
- library of ruina: yesod,
- limbus company: don quixote,
- limbus company: emil sinclair,
- limbus company: kromer,
- limbus company: vergilius,
- magia record: tsuruno yui,
- mcu: loki odinson,
- mdzs: lan xichen (book),
- original: althea brooks,
- vampire chronicles: lestat,
- vampire chronicles: louis,
- zero escape: junpei
video ; @thundaga
[ hello and welcome to Boredom Hours, sponsored by one too many midafternoon beers and a perpetual inability to not immediately make his ennui everyone else's problem. today's host is... Reno!
when the video starts, it's to a shockingly decently framed shot of Reno doing the hooligan squat on the front stoop of his apartment building. he's got a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth, and once he's sure that the video is rolling he takes a long drag of it before he speaks. ]
Sup. I'm Reno. Some of ya may know me from my colorful past as "guy who got yanked into pool by tentacle monster."
[ probably nobody knows him that way but it's fine. we are not concerned with strict veracity here. Reno blows a neat smoke ring and grins the kind of grin that means he knows he's being a pain in the ass. ]
I was thinkin', y'know, there's only so many of us. Probably ain't a bad idea to get to know each other, right? [ he gestures with his cigarette as he speaks as if to underscore his words. ] We need some conversation starters. Some icebreakers, y'know? Everybody's favorite highlight from their corporate bonding retreats.
So! [ he holds up a hand to count on.
one finger. ] Two truths and a lie. Post 'em, let other people guess. I'll leave mine too. Shoutout to the blond girlie who had that party a couple months back for this one.
[ two fingers. ] Hot or not. Or smash or pass, whatever you wanna call it. Post yourself and let people vote, if you're brave. Or post your friends if you want to fuck around. You can all see my face right now so count that as my submission.
[ three fingers. ] Creativity exercise, open prompt. You can go anywhere, be anybody, do anything you want. The world ain't ending and there's no war or whatever the hell going on. Who are you and what are you doing? [ brief smoke break, and then Reno stubs the butt out on the cement, exhaling as he says, ] Me, I wanna make mediocre coffee for minimum wage and not worry about shit except makin' rent.
[ and lastly, four fingers. ] "Reno, this is fuckin' stupid and I don't want to do it." Okay, nobody's got a gun to your head. We ain't even got guns here. Do what you want.
[ his four fingers curl in so he can offer a cheerful, if a bit manic, thumbs-up before he reaches out to turn off the video.
just before he touches the button, though, he pauses as if something just occurred to him— ] Oh, shit—also, drop map pins for your favorite restaurant in this place. I'm in the market for new eats, bonus points if it's spicy.
[ okay, now he's gone. ]
when the video starts, it's to a shockingly decently framed shot of Reno doing the hooligan squat on the front stoop of his apartment building. he's got a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth, and once he's sure that the video is rolling he takes a long drag of it before he speaks. ]
Sup. I'm Reno. Some of ya may know me from my colorful past as "guy who got yanked into pool by tentacle monster."
[ probably nobody knows him that way but it's fine. we are not concerned with strict veracity here. Reno blows a neat smoke ring and grins the kind of grin that means he knows he's being a pain in the ass. ]
I was thinkin', y'know, there's only so many of us. Probably ain't a bad idea to get to know each other, right? [ he gestures with his cigarette as he speaks as if to underscore his words. ] We need some conversation starters. Some icebreakers, y'know? Everybody's favorite highlight from their corporate bonding retreats.
So! [ he holds up a hand to count on.
one finger. ] Two truths and a lie. Post 'em, let other people guess. I'll leave mine too. Shoutout to the blond girlie who had that party a couple months back for this one.
[ two fingers. ] Hot or not. Or smash or pass, whatever you wanna call it. Post yourself and let people vote, if you're brave. Or post your friends if you want to fuck around. You can all see my face right now so count that as my submission.
[ three fingers. ] Creativity exercise, open prompt. You can go anywhere, be anybody, do anything you want. The world ain't ending and there's no war or whatever the hell going on. Who are you and what are you doing? [ brief smoke break, and then Reno stubs the butt out on the cement, exhaling as he says, ] Me, I wanna make mediocre coffee for minimum wage and not worry about shit except makin' rent.
[ and lastly, four fingers. ] "Reno, this is fuckin' stupid and I don't want to do it." Okay, nobody's got a gun to your head. We ain't even got guns here. Do what you want.
[ his four fingers curl in so he can offer a cheerful, if a bit manic, thumbs-up before he reaches out to turn off the video.
just before he touches the button, though, he pauses as if something just occurred to him— ] Oh, shit—also, drop map pins for your favorite restaurant in this place. I'm in the market for new eats, bonus points if it's spicy.
[ okay, now he's gone. ]
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nevermind. stating her intentions only got her able to use one hand. no can ever know how effective this is on her. ]
THAT IS FINE
I AM WELL ENTERTAINED RIGHT NOW AT HOME
THOU'RT SPARED FROM TASTING THE PAINT ON MY STEED
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Awwww, is Sinclair holding your leash? Because he's worried you'll get in trouble? Hahaha!!!
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FOR ONE WHO SPEAKS OF LEASHES THOU ART TRULY SHOWING THYSELF AS THE ONE WHO BARKS
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THAT IS THINE AND MINE
DO NOT LEND ME TO CALLING THEE ANYTHING CLOSE TO INNOCENT
I SHANT PRETEND OTHERWISE
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It's hard to stay clean in a City like ours, isn't it?
We've all gotta do what we gotta do, as Keter'd say.
( some of us just love our jobs though )