Voice | UN: IGNIS

[soupreme]

[A gentle clearing of the throat, and a man speaks in a clipped, poshly accented voice. Every word perfectly enunciated.]

To all fellow unwitting tourists,

What is the singular fact about this city and/or our presumed hosts you wish someone had told you upon your arrival?

Much obliged.

Comments

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[soupreme]

How pleasant.

It seems our hosts would benefit from a lesson, or several, on proper etiquette.

[petsthedog]

they ever show their faces, i'm sure there'll be a long line