soupreme: (nZKCymP)
Ignis Scientia ・イグニス・スキエンティア ([personal profile] soupreme) wrote in [community profile] citynet2023-11-12 04:02 pm

Voice | UN: IGNIS

[A gentle clearing of the throat, and a man speaks in a clipped, poshly accented voice. Every word perfectly enunciated.]

To all fellow unwitting tourists,

What is the singular fact about this city and/or our presumed hosts you wish someone had told you upon your arrival?

Much obliged.
nomoresharks: (Formulating a plan)

[personal profile] nomoresharks 2023-11-15 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Food processor" is new to me...

[Now he's tempted to find one and see what he can do with it.

That poor, poor food.]


Let's see... What about the dishwasher? Is it really that much easier than washing dishes by hand?