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[badfeyth]

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[Separate Posting: HELP WANTED]

Greetings and salutations,

The "Sunlight At Midnight" project is currently seeking to engage the services of the following vendors and contractors:

• Construction and renovation assistance
• Material procurement
• Interior design and decoration
• Catering
• Music and entertainment
• Photography
• Misc. event-related services

Interested parties, please direct inquiries to Ghost (via network @ raverobber). Thank you.

Comments

[badfeyth]

I'm not sure he actually sleeps, genuinely. That's why I've got it right here in my notes: make sure Kaveh sleeps. The fact that I've made it a line item at all speaks volumes in and of itself, frankly.

And as for the chaperoning, which I assume is what you're volunteering for, how do I know you're not just positioning yourself to facilitate the trouble, rather than preventing it?

[nomoresharks]

You don't, I'm afraid. But I can assure you I've no intention to allow anything I think might ruin the party for everyone. We all deserve to enjoy ourselves that night.

[badfeyth]

Well, there's an easy way of making that work out. I let you chaperone the party, and then find someone to chaperone you. Easy-peasy.

[nomoresharks]

[It's fair, and yet...]

I should have seen that coming.

I wish them the best of luck.

[badfeyth]

Uh-oh. That sounds like a challenge.

[nomoresharks]

Only for those who intend to be my chaperone. Everyone else, I think, should have an enjoyable time.

[badfeyth]

You realize, in the worst case scenario, I won't be able to find anyone to chaperone you and will have to do it myself.

And then you'll have singlehandedly ruined my night. :(

[nomoresharks]

In theory. It depends on how amusing you do or do not find mine own plans to be.

[badfeyth]

Let me reiterate, then. Don't ruin my night.

[nomoresharks]

I will do my best not to!