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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

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did you perform first aid on them?

no but i did carry one of them home i learned first aid after the concussions

hmmmm you're straddling the good/mean line, here

let's shake the magic christmas eight ball here and see

pick one or two

two

dammit, magic 8-chan said you're nice.

does that mean i get to know why fried chicken and christmas are connected now?

there is an ancient christmas folktale of the great christmas chicken....

... i am suspending my disbelief continue

what's so hard to believe about a christmas chicken?

you know i really couldn't say just something about it seems fowl

egg-cellent point.

however, he's real. and a ghost. and he'll haunt you.

do you think ghostly chicken nuggets taste okay?

depends on the dipping sauce.

ranch

ranch is only for tenders. you failed.

wtf show me the rulebook

it's in my head~ you want to jump in?

no... who knows what i'll find in there

a sea of knowledge. obviously. learn how to swim~

i've never seen a sea before

excuse me what??

i've never seen a sea before?

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