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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

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what does fried chicken have to do with christmas

[ heine is not super familiar with either tbh! ]

what, santa aint gonna start us off?

i'll absolutely tell you, once you tell me stuff.

wah~ santa's trying not to be selfish, it's bad manners to go first~

best and worst thing i've done since getting here?

[ wtf has he even done since getting here. ]

i learned first aid but i also concussed two people in october

did you perform first aid on them?

no but i did carry one of them home i learned first aid after the concussions

hmmmm you're straddling the good/mean line, here

let's shake the magic christmas eight ball here and see

pick one or two

so youre putting the bad manners on somebody else?? sounds pretty naughty to me

are you trying to take my job?? that's naughty as hell.

i dont take on jobs that dont pay, dont worry

two

oh, so you're greedy. naughty x 2.

stole some candy from a baby, too
strike 3, lock me up judge

Shouldn't we all get bonus credit for being alive? That's already an accomplishment.

but is it naughty or nice that we're alive~?

well. it's nice that you're alive, i can admit that.

dammit, magic 8-chan said you're nice.

It's neither. Existence is both, so I think that covers both of your catagories.

What do I win?

where did you find a baby here?? put out your hands, we're cuffing you~

does that mean i get to know why fried chicken and christmas are connected now?

How do you decide what's good and what's bad?

that's too deep~ you don't think it depends on the person?

what do you want? come sit in santa's lap and spill~

there is an ancient christmas folktale of the great christmas chicken....

i use my excellent moral compass.

alternatively, i ask a magic 8 ball.

... i am suspending my disbelief continue

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