text; un: desserts

[oversize]

ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

text, un: Hat Guy

[featheradrift]

This message reeks of suspicion. And who are you to judge what I've been doing here?

[ Not that he thinks this guy is going to do anything suspicious, but his wording is just... dubious. ]

[oversize]

you can smell messages? wah~

who is anyone to judge? you don't know who i am. i could be someone important here.

[featheradrift]

If you were someone important here, I'd grab you by the collar and force you to explain what's going on around here. Judging me would be the furthest thing from your mind.

But you're not, so I couldn't care less.

[oversize]

wow, kinky.

i'm someone important back home. does that help?

[featheradrift]

[ Leave it to humans to turn everything into a sex joke. ]

And what if I told you I was a god back home? Unless you were also god, I wouldn't accept your judgement.

[oversize]

a god? who worshipped you?

i'm the chosen one throughout heaven and earth, so. kinda got you beat there.

[featheradrift]

Like I said before, I couldn't care less who you are from your world. You could be the second coming of the Heavenly Principles, and I still wouldn't give a shit. You're the same as the rest of us here in this city.

[oversize]

so we're on the same level now? lovely. thanks for slumming it with the rest of us.

[featheradrift]

I never claimed to be above anyone here, but make no mistake: that doesn't give you any right to judge me. This "Christmas" of yours is revolting.

[oversize]

then judge yourself.

[featheradrift]

[ He will, thanks. He deems this the end of the conversation, and only leaves an indication that he's read it. ]