text; un: desserts

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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

[emyoji]

What do you want as your payment?

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cake.

[emyoji]

Very well.

Although I don't know that cake is a fair trade.

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i'd take a 'happy birthday' too.

[emyoji]

You don't have any other birthday wishes?

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honestly, this is the worst birthday i've had in awhile, so i don't have the heart to make wishes~

[emyoji]

[There's a pause.]

Where are you now?

[oversize]

ah? don't worry about it, seimei-kyun~ i get what i deserve.

[emyoji]

Don't say that. It's never that simple.

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i thought that was the thing~ occam's razor.

[emyoji]

Gojou-san, when things happen in the universe, it isn't necessarily for you.

[oversize]

that's true. i'm just selfish enough to think so.

can i ask you a question?

[emyoji]

Always. Questions are free.

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when do i get to be satoru again? you keep putting distance between us.

[emyoji]

Is that who you want to be?

[He's always been Seimei, the fox's son with no right to formal address even at his peak. Even when playing, he knows to respect a name.]

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oh, you can't leave a question like that up to me.

[emyoji]

It's your name. Who else but you can claim it?

If I were to name you, that would make you mine.

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i didn't make it up, it was given to me~ is it really mine?

you make that sound like it's a bad thing.

[emyoji]

Hm... It's probably soaked in by now. I don't really have the strength to remove it in here.

That depends on your perspective, I suppose. I haven't gotten to ask anyone recently.

[oversize]

that's okay. i don't think anyone else should take it. ( too much burden. )

we're probably thinking of different things~

[emyoji]

You could remove it. Ah, but that's a complicated one. And I already spent too much earlier.

Are you sure? Maybe you just haven't really tried it before.

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i haven't tried being yours? don't say that~

[emyoji]

Isn't it true? Be honest.

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i didn't know i had to try.

[emyoji]

Well, that's probably your problem.

Oh, yes, happy birthday.