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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

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oh, you can't leave a question like that up to me.

[emyoji]

It's your name. Who else but you can claim it?

If I were to name you, that would make you mine.

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i didn't make it up, it was given to me~ is it really mine?

you make that sound like it's a bad thing.

[emyoji]

Hm... It's probably soaked in by now. I don't really have the strength to remove it in here.

That depends on your perspective, I suppose. I haven't gotten to ask anyone recently.

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that's okay. i don't think anyone else should take it. ( too much burden. )

we're probably thinking of different things~

[emyoji]

You could remove it. Ah, but that's a complicated one. And I already spent too much earlier.

Are you sure? Maybe you just haven't really tried it before.

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i haven't tried being yours? don't say that~

[emyoji]

Isn't it true? Be honest.

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i didn't know i had to try.

[emyoji]

Well, that's probably your problem.

Oh, yes, happy birthday.

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thank you, seimei-san.

[emyoji]

Ma, now you're unhappy?

It's not a bad thing, you know.

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what isn't?

Audio;

[emyoji]

[ He turns on the audio ]

Not knowing. Even the gods don’t know everything, and all of us can only do what lies within our knowledge.

I suppose if you’re angry, that’s all right too.

audio;

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( there's a deep, fond sort of sigh. )

I'm not angry. I just don't know how to take things sometimes, especially when they're from you.

audio;

[emyoji]

You should take them however you see fit to take them. Or you don’t have to take them at all if they displease you.

It’s not my intention to hurt you. I thought you might like a good wish.

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It only displeases me when you put space between us.

( mockingly, teasingly, in a higher pitched voice that absolutely does not sound like seimei at all: ) 'Gojou-san'~~~.

What's the catch, anyway? For the wish.

[emyoji]

Ah, you’re mistaken again, I’m afraid. I hate to disagree with the master on his birthday, but I can’t let it pass.

I don’t do “catches.” Everything is a fair trade in accordance to the law. And I cannot put space between us. My will is the will of the one before me, so hopefully you won’t treat me too poorly.

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I would never treat you poorly, you know that.

I don't think I've made a wish in a long time. What would you wish for, on your birthday?

[emyoji]

I believe you. You have a good heart.

Ah… I haven’t had a birthday in a long time. I suppose if I were wishing, it would be to not be lonely.

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Do you feel lonely, now?

[emyoji]

I do. It’s part of being, to love and feel loss and loneliness.

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You lost the person you love? The person you loved?

[emyoji]

All of them. Every time.

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Death? Or worse?