text; un: desserts

[oversize]

ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

[bountyfull]

No, no. It's not...
It's closer to what you might call an alien?
I don't
You don't have to check anything! Thank you!


If you want help drawing pictures that sounds fun, I wouldn't mind.
I've got a thumb that's kind of green, but not for the reason you're talking about. Haha.

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an alien~? wah~

i've never met an alien before. a plant alien. that seems suspiciously good.

why's it green, then?

[bountyfull]

[ stop saying it!! ]

What do you mean "suspiciously good"?

It's a prosthetic.

[oversize]

well, you know, in the movies the aliens are all...bad. like, chest popping tentacle squeezing face eating types.

but a plant alien! that sounds so sweet~ like i could grow you in a pot.

a prosthetic thumb?

[bountyfull]

[ Is it him? Is it his fault this conversation is barreling out of control like everything else in his life has EVER gone? ]

I haven't actually watched many movies. Just a few when I was a lot younger.

But look.
It's not that kind of plant. Plant.
Are you listening to me?

Arm. Prosthetic arm!! :(

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( sweet poor vash, you're being dragged along the gojou satoru train. )

sounds like we're doing a movie date, then~
now that there are movies here, of course.

wait it has to be Plant? like your mister Plant? Mr. Plant?

ahhhhh, your whole arm~~ this makes sense~~ and it's green?? wicked.

i am in tears

[bountyfull]

[ He could put his phone down. Face down. On mute. ]

I'd rather not if it's going to be aliens eating people and tentacles.

[ he's really, honestly, more of a romcom kind of guy. ]

It's Vash. Vash the Stampede. Not Mr. Plant.
Plants aren't flora, they're beings.

i'm so sorry

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you don't like horror movies?
don't worry, we can hold hands~
me and your green thumb~

or we can watch like, a double feature.
something scary and then something funny.

Vash the Plant Stampede. Mr. Plant - for short.
i don't know any other plants here, so you get to be my one and only.

( ahaha...... )

No it's hilarious

[bountyfull]

[ Vash reads this. And reads it again. And then one more time. He even tries typing several different responses out. Gojou probably sees "..." for quite some time before:]

Are you ok?

[oversize]

truthfully~?

really, truthfully? do you want to know?

[bountyfull]

[ oh. Well... ]

I'm not so sure you're going to give me a real answer, but... yeah.

[oversize]

plants first. are you okay~?

[bountyfull]

[ woah woah woah ]

As good as I can be, all things considered.

[ nailed it. ]

[oversize]

what are the things considered?