text; un: desserts

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ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

No it's hilarious

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[ Vash reads this. And reads it again. And then one more time. He even tries typing several different responses out. Gojou probably sees "..." for quite some time before:]

Are you ok?

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truthfully~?

really, truthfully? do you want to know?

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[ oh. Well... ]

I'm not so sure you're going to give me a real answer, but... yeah.

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plants first. are you okay~?

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[ woah woah woah ]

As good as I can be, all things considered.

[ nailed it. ]

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what are the things considered?