icanfixer: (27)
dilf quixote ([personal profile] icanfixer) wrote in [community profile] citynet2023-07-04 08:20 pm

audio, @DONQUIXOT3, beginning of the month

[ literally so sorry to anyone who decides to check this out-- ]

HARK!!!!!!

There are new lands to discover! Such as yonder... "bowling alley"! I have seen shadows behind the contraptions at the end, but chasing them leads to nothing -- it is most perplexing. Nonetheless!!! I wished to share to all the goodly news, and to ask a simple question to all of thee!!!!

[ a beat. a blessed pause. then, very simply asked: ]

Do thee believe in justice?!
coolerjunpei: (026)

@junpei

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[sup girl]

Bowling alley's haunted. [like. probably.] You went behind the lanes...?
coolerjunpei: (nice neck)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[he can Feel it... maybe he should look in the convenience store for a(nother) sturdy rope, for Antics.]

Dunno, ghosts? You're the one seeing shadows. I didn't notice any over by the snack bar.

[......okay,] You really got into the buddy system, huh.
coolerjunpei: (001)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's quantum jerks, then.

[rogue shifters, What If. or it's total bullshit, someone's suuuper funny shadow puppet show, but rogue shifters would be less annoying.

ten points for the buddy system, anyway; he considers it. does it feel slightly inevitable that he agrees to antics every time someone implies them in his direction? yes. but he likes to pretend to have more self control.

.....

and that's enough of that,]
So, you wanna go bowling? My schedule's pretty pathetic, so...
coolerjunpei: (jumps forgets left and right)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[oh good, he would hate to hear something both traumatic AND risking implication in corporate espionage--]

Oh, sure. It's not that hard. [famous last words before he gutterballs 5x in a row because he learned to bowl from wii bowling.] The real main attraction is the snack bar—you'll see.

[a beat. she says free but is she busy yelling about justice on the other lines...]

I can meet you there in... fifteen?
coolerjunpei: (yall)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[justice is eternal, great point. she clicks off the feed before junpei can ask if being punished for lateness is the same as for stealing, because he will need his hands to bowl-?? so—alright, 14:59 on the clock. time to go.



he'll be on time, don't worry, he's very good at doing things within set time limits. he also has literally nothing else to do with himself, so he pretty much heads out as soon as she hangs up... he'll be there within the given 15, ready and waiting at the shoe counter in his cool bowling kicks.

(he didn't bring a safety rope for climbing around the lane machinery because then he'd have been late, it'll be fine.)]


—Hey. Let's do this thing.
coolerjunpei: ("my head is right here")

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[how do three people have only one decent fashion sense between them. the boots? regrettable, but not as regrettable as junpei's genuine fondness for the goof-ass look of bowling shoes. he is both into sneakers and not into having taste.

but at least he gets to keep his hands!!!!]


Yeah, it's waxed or something. It's for ball speed.

[........ok made it through without laughing at his own 12yo humor, whew!! now then,]

Are you changing your shoes...? Fair warning, it'll be more slippery.
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coolerjunpei: (029)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[junpei leans back against the counter to watch her try her best with the shoes... there's seriously no way? but maybe she's on to something, who knows. maybe they keep the clown shoes on the bottom shelf.

he's busy thinking of a snappy bowling team name in the meantime, because why wouldn't he. B Team—no, good god. Team Buddy System; nah...]


Uh, you ready? This place is deserted, our real shoes'll be fine. Who knows, maybe by the time we get back they'll be freshly spit-shined by the quantum pricks.

[not that his old vans need a spit-shine, but still.]

So—time for some Buddy Bowling. [let it wash over you] Bowling or searching first?
coolerjunpei: (but if he watched back to the future)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[.....don't say something mean about her nasty-ass boots,] Well, uh, like I said, I didn't see anyone else when I came in, so I think we're good.

[follow him now over to the nearest lane, where they're just going to rely on the liminal weirdness to provide balls instead of having to go pick them. he grabs a super dope watermelon ball and quickly has to hold it with both hands because he wasn't expecting the heft.

he does believe her about the shadows - honestly he's kind of hoping there's some freak living in the bowling alley, if only because that would be someone besides the lot of them kidnapped to this city. maybe the bowling alley hermit has the secret answers! —but he's still going to leave the greater chunk of looking for shadows to her.]


So, obviously the goal's to knock down all the pins. Maybe there's a high score to hit before someone comes out...?

[hmhmhm he too squints briefly down at the ends of the lanes. is it a puzzle. he's been waiting.




he holds out the melon ball. please, take this.]


Here, you try first. Let me see about this scoreboard...

[he's going to Investigate the incredibly outdated digital scoreboard screen for Clues..... but it's just a scoreboard, so inevitably he gives up and just puts in DONQ and JNPY in to fit the charlimit. scoring puzzle solved.]
coolerjunpei: (011)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[honestly junpei is so disappointed that the scoreboard computer is just a computer... he gets up to pick another ball that isn't fruit-themed and is maybe a little lighter for his wimpy noodle arms, while she takes her first shot.

......4 isn't bad, not when he's definitely going to get a whopping 0, he's sure. he puts the new ball back down in the return queue so he can dish out some encouraging light applause. sick.]


Nice one. You get another throw before it's my turn. [a beat. this side of the..... girl, hold up.] Wait, were you running through people's games last time?

[he missed this detail entirely somehow,]
coolerjunpei: (let's go fuckos)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[she's in constant danger... sounds like this past episode of the buddy system was not a resounding success!

anyway, oh, look at her go. she's instantly better at bowling than he will ever be.




so that means he's a great teacher!! as he picks up the other ball to make his way to the front of the lane and wait for the pins to reset,]


So she threw a ball at you. [homie,] I promise I'm not gonna throw anything at you, so don't worry about that.

[but now that it's his turn, he winds up to roll using all of the wii bowling knowledge he's accumulated in his life, like how to Add Spin and stuff, whatever that means, and--it's fucking 1. it is so cleanly just 1 pin that he has to stand there for a second in shock.]

...Alright, that's what I'm talking about! Check me out, huh? No gutters here!
coolerjunpei: (001)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-07 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[a man of great skill, thanks!!! let him ride the high of 1 Whole Pin.]

It's all in the form, you know, like— [he mimes throwing the ball again, since it isn't quite back yet. the form. the form, don. see the form.]

Hah... well. Maybe I'm here to throw off the scoring curve. I just thought it would go straight into the gutter, so...

[he's having a great time with 1 pin. give him a moment to go back and get the ball for his second throw, which is... just 2 more.]

Okay. Huh. I'll give you a run for your money, don't get cocky.
coolerjunpei: (jumps forgets left and right)

[personal profile] coolerjunpei 2023-07-07 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[is this use of The Form how she cocks as much as she pleases... they should work on appropriate vocab sometime. but of course she gets a 9, junpei is a great teacher, it's all in the form. the spin. the not being junpei, it seems... jesus...]

I... don't, no. I mean, I've been before, but not in a while. Back when I had more time I had some video games with bowling in them, though.

[it worked? the form? huh,]

You're apparently a natural, but I'm not totally out yet.

[he says as a spare vs his 3 hover above his head on the scoreboard. details.]

Oh, and—spot any shadows yet?

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