text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[zangetsu]

you volunteered yourself. are you gonna see it through or not?

[ action ]

[unrequite]

I wouldn't ask you to put me to bed. You wouldn't tuck me in. I can tell. I'd feel very bad for asking.

[laidtocrest]

there's no words for how much i'm struggling right now. (also, operator?)

[laidtocrest]

I'll find you a bed, but yeah...I wouldn't tuck you in. Sorry. But look, we can go out drinking some other time and make up for it.

[What is this conversation.]

[laidtocrest]

yeah but there's a difference between seeing it through and having some guy ask me to put him to bed. it would feel weird if he just said 'hey put me to bed'

and he says no, so

[unrequite]

OH I DON't mind being shirtlyess, it'ss tlosing the shirt itself that bothers me

i'll tell you about it when you get here

[zangetsu]

it's only weird if you make it weird, man.

knock him over the head with a lamp first if it bugs you that much.

（ is this not how normal people solve problems??? ）

[unrequite]

Good lad.

[ Midnight grins and ruffles his hair. I don't know. He's very fond of Sylvain already. He's stupid. He's so stupid. ]

not here

[unrequite]

[ but this is entirely true ]

[unrequite]

That's the reason, darling. If it flatters me, I take care of it. That's simply how it works.

[ Midnight reaches out and gives the dress a gentle pat. (He will also help with the vomit bag hunt from here on out, though. Even while drunk, he's gotta be doing something.) ]

[laidtocrest]

wow that sounds like something one of my friends would tell me. you don't wave around a sword and get into fights all the time do you?

[bemist]

just say it's for the greater good
no need to go into details

[laidtocrest]

[Why does everyone seem to think he's a good kid he's not a good kid, he's merely behaving because he doesn't have the luxury of acting out and losing his shit.]

Uh.

[This is so weird. Taking a polite step to the side and...]

Thanks? You don't do this when you're sober, do you?

text; un: The Seventh Crown of the Seventh Demon King; im sorry

[unrequite]

MISS GEBURA

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NOT HERE, BUT

[laidtocrest]

[rn he's wondering if this is what he's like and is rethinking his life and his choices]

[ action ]

[unrequite]

Quite right. The worst of our problems is man's propensity for murder.

[ It is a miracle that Midnight is still this literate. ]

ALSO NOT HERE

[unrequite]

[ This man is you 20 years in the future. This is not the future you want. Sylvain, if you needed a sign... ]

[laidtocrest]

Don't worry, I've had plenty of people try to kill me before. I'm kinda used to this sort of thing.

[Even if the power nerfs and lack of weapons makes things difficult, but you know what? They can improvise.

...anyway that's a joke don't ready too much into it.]

1/2

[bemist]

[ there's just. no response. for a hot second. ]

[bemist]

wrong number

[unrequite]

:''''''''''''''(((((((((((((((((((

1/?

[zangetsu]

[zangetsu]

（ is it.

is it that obvious. ）

[zangetsu]

（ is he talking to a witch. is that it. is this witchcraft. ）

[zangetsu]

（ no, it is the children fire emblems who are wrong. ）