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мarιanna "мonтѕ" мedιna ([personal profile] nerine) wrote in [community profile] citynet2023-06-15 11:05 pm

@midnightespresso | text

Different worlds? Okay. Still, I gotta see what I'm working with here since the last time I was in a place with people from whatever universe was at 1 AM at the coffee shop and everyone had the grand idea to suddenly order Neapolitan frappuccinos. So here's how I'm going to narrow down and categorize all of you for my sake.

First off, how do you pronounce GIF? With a 'g' or a 'j'

Answer carefully 😉😉😉

(and if you don't get it, don't worry about it, you just get sorted into the other category)
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-16 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
so uh. what, you work at like a.. like a nexus point between realities? a multiversal coffee shop???
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-16 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Blink blink. Okay, she can't see him blinking, he's texting. HOWEVER. HE WAS NOT EXPECTING TO BE RIGHT. This is some fucking sci-fi bullshit, was she for real? Was she rolling with his punches. She had to be rolling with his punches. ]

no magic door, eh? damn. so what's the plan. new location, new shop? it's gif with a g, btw. but also why gatekeep something so fucking stupid. language is always changing anyway. Break the rules!! Pronounce it JIF!!! that's the better peanut butter brand after all
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-16 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hooboy. that sure was an arrangement of words he just read. ] okay buuuuuutttt... what kind of witch are we talking wicked witch of the west or ~*~Elvira~*~ [ please say Elvira. HE EVEN CAPITALIZED HER NAME. ]

maybe i like having problems. whats one more, really? i change my mind. its jif. rootin' for the underdogs!!
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-17 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
awww, look at her. thaaaat is a neither! but neither is a great place to be when you're so great at being yourself. you two close?

damn!!! and here I was ready to throw down!! (๑و•̀ω•́)و
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-17 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
oh. doy, right. witch boss. interdimensional cafe.

mmm, acceptable. i can wait.
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-17 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
mooooiiii? never 😇

ok gotta be real with you here tho, totally just guessed at the whole interdimensional cafe thing. literally said it for the lulz, man. can't say magic is much of a thing for me. until like. fucking now, apparently. so. yanno.


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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-18 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
thats fair, sometimes seeing is still not believing.

so. assuming someone was curious, like say.. a friend, what exact kind of magic? can you do magic now???
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-20 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
uhuh. [ sus af answer, bruh. ]
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-21 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ squint. ok, but also he's suspicious! yet still: ]

because you used a kaomoji, you get a pass. i believe you. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
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[personal profile] wrenchedup 2023-06-21 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
oh you would, huh? what's the first think you'd do with your magic— oh! WHat powerrr would you have, if you could have any? think i'd like something super ridiculous but unintentionally destructive. like the ability to turn anything into kool-aid.