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[nerine]

Different worlds? Okay. Still, I gotta see what I'm working with here since the last time I was in a place with people from whatever universe was at 1 AM at the coffee shop and everyone had the grand idea to suddenly order Neapolitan frappuccinos. So here's how I'm going to narrow down and categorize all of you for my sake.

First off, how do you pronounce GIF? With a 'g' or a 'j'

Answer carefully 😉😉😉

(and if you don't get it, don't worry about it, you just get sorted into the other category)

Comments

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[bemist]

[ Oh, no. Another coffee fan. Chesed is absolutely not hearing about this from her. Ever. She'll have to threaten Roland to keep his damn mouth shut too. ]

Put me in whatever category you want
not important

[ Okay, killjoy. ]

[nerine]

You'll be placed in the special category of, "The Right to Remain Silent."
And you're right, it's not important but I like learning about people w/ off-kilter questions.

[bemist]

[ ... why are all coffee people like this. Why. ]

and this tells you
what about them, exactly

[nerine]

[if she thinks monts is a Weird Coffee Person, thank god she won't meet Iona anytime soon.....]

It tells me that they have a sense of humor and that I won't have to explain what the world wide web is

[bemist]

[ She already has one Weird Coffee Person in her life and he's been there Forever, she truly does not need more. ]

sorry to disappoint on both fronts then

[nerine]

oh don't be sorry!
You wouldn't be the first, ah, stoic, character I've met here!

[bemist]

And I probably won't be the last
good luck with your answers

[nerine]

Just in case
Are you feeling alright?
I know it's easy for me to be playful and all.
But it's not like I don't understand that these are questionable circumstances.

[bemist]

can't say i'm thrilled about any of this
but it's not like this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
so i'm fine
people deal in different ways

[nerine]

You're right
I'm dealing with all of this by trying to choose the nicest-looking apartment
Not too big, not too small
I'd like a decent kitchen at the very least

[bemist]

most of the kitchens i've seen are pretty basic
but about what you'd expect from an apartment
what do you consider decent?

[nerine]

If there's an oven and the floorspace isn't the dimensions of a small closet AND I have a dishwasher? I'm set.

[bemist]

should be doable. except for maybe the floorspace
well, there are a lot of empty apartments right now, though.

[nerine]

Apartment shopping is not something on my list I thought I'd be doing in another world but I can't complain if there's no rent involved.

[bemist]

there's bound to be some other catch
so i don't think i have to say be careful but don't let your guard down