@junpei | text

[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

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[coolerjunpei]

sure, go for it. and i dunno, me and a bunch of other people just put our real names, so... no?

[selfloveable]

( .... )

You really used your real name?
Like I have that for my public Twitter and stuff because it's kind of part of my branding and all
But not for normal sites and all
Are you like
A boomer, or something?

[coolerjunpei]

no! i didn't think those questions were going to count for anything, sue me.

[selfloveable]

At least it makes introductions easier...
Well, Junpei-san! I'm Arashi, but you can just call me Naruko-chan ♪

[coolerjunpei]

yeah, i'm the most well-known guy in town by now. they might as well put my face on the money.

uh, nice to meet you, i guess. sorry about the murder talk...

[selfloveable]

( only if you're good-looking, junpei-san. )

Is murder common where you're from?

[coolerjunpei]

[he's like a solid 6]

in.... bad situations, i guess? i like to be prepared for the worst.

[selfloveable]

( yeah..... no being printed on money for him then.

also

you know what it sounds like he has, to her





anxiety. )

Welllll
What's the best thing that could happen in a situation like this?
Let's, like
Think about that too.

[coolerjunpei]

[she might be on to something....]

uh, we get to leave? or are we assuming it's the second best thing? because then i don't know.

[selfloveable]

A shopping center with all the latest trends that changes every week would totally be the best outcome ♪

[coolerjunpei]

i'm more of a 6-pack of t-shirts kind of guy, so i dunno...

[selfloveable]

( the GASP she is making. thank god this is text )

You have GOT to be kidding me.

[coolerjunpei]

dead serious. i even found a new 6-pack here, already. it's off-brand.

[selfloveable]

No.

[coolerjunpei]

[anxiety gone, now it's funny shirt time]

and i washed them on hot with the whites. like 5 times.

[selfloveable]

( oh my GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD )

Junpei-san, I assume you like
Don't have a roommate yet considering you're getting away with crimes-against-clothing.
Am I wrong?

[coolerjunpei]

yeah, but why would a roommate do my laundry for me? that's moving pretty fast for a roommate situation.

[selfloveable]

My roommates and I back home do our laundry around the same time so that we like
Have someone to talk to.

( Usually it's in pairs, though, probably. It'd be rare for all three of them to make a trip. )

Anyway
A roommate (A SENSIBLE GOOD ONE!!!) would see your awful misconduct and totally put a stop to it. That's all.

[coolerjunpei]

in my defense, i've never had a roommate. just me and my best friend the laundromat card. nobody's tighter than laundy and me.

i'll put your concerns down on my roommate application form. relax.

[selfloveable]

No need. Where are you staying?

[coolerjunpei]

whoa whoa whoa, this is entrapment. you're going to fold my shirts against my will.

[selfloveable]

( yes, she is. )

And they're going to look so nice the next time you put one on!
And we'll go shopping for some nice jackets and slacks too, while we're at it.
And maaaaybe some neat accessories. I could totally go for a new bracelet or something right now!

[coolerjunpei]

they look fine right now... and i already have a jacket.

["a" jacket]

on a scale from 1 to 10 how relentless are you prepared to be about this?

[selfloveable]

( A JACKET? )

I'll text you every day.

( so................ 20. )

[coolerjunpei]

[how could she do this to him. he's not answering!!!

he's not!!!!!



after like ten minutes,]

the building above the laundromat. 5th floor.