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[coolerjunpei]

[Now, Junpei is fairly certain they're all here for some kind of fucked up death game, because why wouldn't the third time be the charm!!— but until some mysterious costumed weirdo starts getting on all the screens and making announcements, there's not that much to go on. He can skulk around town glowering suspiciously at things for long so long.

Sooooo.]

if anybody wants my vote, it's t minus however the hell long before we all start killing each other. would love to be wrong, but if i live long enough to say i told you so, yknow. yippee.

so.

why do *you* think we're here? wrong answers only. top 3 by popular vote get a prize.

[Does he have a prize to hand out... No, no he does not. He will find some cheap garbage in one of the shops and write a 1ST/2ND/3RD PLACE on it, no problem. Eventually. Maybe even a sticker.]

and what do you guys think about picking code names? you know, just in case.

[big talk from username junpei]

Comments

[coolerjunpei]

no, you said imagine. all the other worst things i can think of really happened.

[catmemes]

Oh. Fair enough.

Has anyone won yet?

[coolerjunpei]

couple people demanded they win, so yeah, if you count those. officially? nope.

[catmemes]

You can just demand to win? I've been doing these all wrong.

[coolerjunpei]

yeah, but the prize is shittier, because i have to make it out of garbage.

[catmemes]

I don't know that sounds pretty good to me. What's it called, upcycling? Like that.

[coolerjunpei]

well, it's gonna be a paper plate i color with a highlighter, but sure. let's call it upcycling.

[catmemes]

Will it have people's names on it? Everyone loves a personalized reward.

[coolerjunpei]

sure, just tell me what to put and i'll make it happen. customized upcycled plates stolen from the nearest generic 7-11 coming right up.

[catmemes]

Oh, but I didn't win. That would be a hollow prize.

[coolerjunpei]

you're not gonna just declare it like the others? i thought that was where this was going.

[catmemes]

You gotta earn your rewards or else what's the point?

[coolerjunpei]

cheap thrills? dunno, i'm just the prize dispenser guy.

[catmemes]

You made the rules.

[coolerjunpei]

i forgot the "don't just declare yourself a winner, dorks" rule. my bad.

[catmemes]

You don't have to give anyone anything even if they demand it.

[coolerjunpei]

uh, nobody's got a gun to my head demanding a paper plate trophy, i know. there's not a lot to do around here...

[catmemes]

What would you rather be doing?

[coolerjunpei]

sitting in my apartment at home, mostly. since i can't do that... it's been ages since i saw a movie? i guess i'd rather be seeing a movie.

[catmemes]

There are probably movies here, right?

[coolerjunpei]

maybe, but all the papers and stuff are blank, right? what if the movies are feature-length nothing, too?

[catmemes]

Oh. I hadn't thought of that.

[coolerjunpei]

see? they even took the movies. probably.

[catmemes]

Extremely rude. Maybe we're meant to be the enrichment, then.

[coolerjunpei]

i guess... next time i'm feeling fancy i'll draw a square on a wall and treat someone to stolen popcorn while i tell them the plot of some movie.