text: un: gautier

[laidtocrest]

quick poll, what's your favorite animal and on a scale from 1-10 how badly do you want to see one again?

[He's doing a poll in the stupidest way possible, what of it. At least this time there isn't naked people involved (yet).]

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[cleansewithfire]

Oh.

[ If it was possible to sound disappointed over text... ]

What are you, then?

[broca]

A Feline.

[ Sir??????????

No, look, there is a distinct difference in the world he comes from. Cats are actual cats. Small, cute, furry little guys that like a pet until they don't, and the claws come out. But Feline is what you call a person with cat features.

He could explain all of this of course, but instead he's going to say as little as possible in a way that is outright confusing. Why use many words to clearly convey your message, when you could use very few and make absolutely no goddamn sense to anyone? ]

I'm wheezing in being canon familiar but playing an idiot

[cleansewithfire]

[ Sunrise is not sure she actually understands what the difference is here, but since he's insisting then there must be one. ]

What does that mean?

Look, no one can be blamed by not getting a nothing explanation!!

[broca]

That I'm a Feline.

[ You ever just... struggle to wrap your head around the fact that people are not going to understand the specific classifications from your world?

Fine, he'll concede and explain this in an overly simple way that's actually vaguely painful at this point after just correcting Sylvain. ]

People who have cat ears and tails.......

[cleansewithfire]

[ Hmmm... ]

I think I understand now. Thank you.

[ People with cat features =/= cats... ]

[broca]

No problem.

[ He's here to educate (? questionable). ]