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[badfeyth]

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[Separate Posting: HELP WANTED]

Greetings and salutations,

The "Sunlight At Midnight" project is currently seeking to engage the services of the following vendors and contractors:

• Construction and renovation assistance
• Material procurement
• Interior design and decoration
• Catering
• Music and entertainment
• Photography
• Misc. event-related services

Interested parties, please direct inquiries to Ghost (via network @ raverobber). Thank you.

Comments

[badfeyth]

I can't take credit for the innovation, just the idea. For that you'll want an architect named Kaveh.

Put another way, he's the soloist in this little orchestra, and I'm just the conductor.

[nomoresharks]

Goodness, he really has been busy, hasn't he? Now I can't help but feel I should do a little more.

Let's see... Perhaps I could keep an eye on my fellow party-goers while I'm there and make sure no one gets into too much trouble?

To an extent, of course. I'm not going to ruin *all* the fun.

[badfeyth]

I'm not sure he actually sleeps, genuinely. That's why I've got it right here in my notes: make sure Kaveh sleeps. The fact that I've made it a line item at all speaks volumes in and of itself, frankly.

And as for the chaperoning, which I assume is what you're volunteering for, how do I know you're not just positioning yourself to facilitate the trouble, rather than preventing it?

[nomoresharks]

You don't, I'm afraid. But I can assure you I've no intention to allow anything I think might ruin the party for everyone. We all deserve to enjoy ourselves that night.

[badfeyth]

Well, there's an easy way of making that work out. I let you chaperone the party, and then find someone to chaperone you. Easy-peasy.

[nomoresharks]

[It's fair, and yet...]

I should have seen that coming.

I wish them the best of luck.

[badfeyth]

Uh-oh. That sounds like a challenge.

[nomoresharks]

Only for those who intend to be my chaperone. Everyone else, I think, should have an enjoyable time.

[badfeyth]

You realize, in the worst case scenario, I won't be able to find anyone to chaperone you and will have to do it myself.

And then you'll have singlehandedly ruined my night. :(

[nomoresharks]

In theory. It depends on how amusing you do or do not find mine own plans to be.

[badfeyth]

Let me reiterate, then. Don't ruin my night.

[nomoresharks]

I will do my best not to!