text; un: desserts

[oversize]

ho ho holy shit, it's december already, huh?

there's no kfc in this place but everyone, please eat your fried chicken responsibly this year~

actually, i come bearing a GREAT opportunity, and that is - are you worried whether you're on the nice or naughty list this year? don't worry, don't worry~

santa gojou is here ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

tell me the best and worth thing you've done since you've gotten to the city, and we'll figure out whether you're getting a nice shiny present or a nice shiny punishment for christmas (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

if you don't know what christmas is, don't worry, you'll still get judged!

(by the way, my birthday is in a few days, so i'll expect lots of gifts)

Comments

[catmemes]

You don't live with me.
But I can if you want.

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wah~ you're propositioning me, that's naughty~

[catmemes]

I guess kinkshaming would be naughty too.

[oversize]

wow, you're right.

shame on me. two lumps of coal.

[catmemes]

We can share.

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you're a good friend.

[catmemes]

Now you're just trying to get me not to bite you.

[oversize]

if you're into it, i'll allow it.

[catmemes]

We'll see how annoying you get.
I still want to know what the magic 8 ball says.

[oversize]

well first we have to decide what to ask it. do we ask if you're nice, or ask if you're naughty? magic 8-kun only accepts yes/no questions.

[catmemes]

Yeah I know.

[ One of the banes of his existence, really. ]

Dealer's choice.

[oversize]

oh no...

i asked if you were naughty........

"outlook good"

well! that could go either way, huh~?

[catmemes]

Does that mean I get both pieces of coal?

[ Thematically appropriate, at least. ]

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let's use them and make a fire.

[catmemes]

......where

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do you want to burn the whole city down......

[catmemes]

Not particularly. Why, do you?

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it's not on my to-do list, no.

[catmemes]

Let's stick with someplace contained, then. Make s'mores or something.

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it's a date. i'll bring the marshmallows.

[catmemes]

Okay. Please don't offer me any. Unless you really want a fortune, I guess.

[oversize]

how are you going to have smores without the marshmallow...

[catmemes]

I don't know, just have some sitting out for me?

[ Hopefully that won't count. His impulses are weird sometimes. ]

[oversize]

okay~ i can do that.

[catmemes]

[ Suspiciously nice of him. ]

Do you actually want presents?