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Rico Dredd (malicious white boy) ([personal profile] judgementcrime) wrote in [community profile] citynet2023-07-07 08:51 pm

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I've got some big news, everyone. Could be the start of things happening directly to us instead of around us, so there's one point for experiment. Or drokking entertainment.

I woke up handcuffed. Standard issue, nothing special. On all levels they shouldn't be, but I've tried everything. And they are not. coming. off.

I know nobody came in while I was sleeping. And unlocking them isn't about skill, don't waste your time implying that it is. I’d like to know if somebody could find it in their gorgeous generous neighborly heart to bring a hacksaw. I’ll even take a sledgehammer and a spike if you have a VERY delicate touch and someone to vouch you’re not a serial killer

Your good-looking neighbor in need,
Rico Dredd



[ooc: Surprise, surprise - Rico's landed himself some mild city-provided timeout time. He is kind of starting to lose his shit. Plenty of characters are welcome to try breaking them, it’s going to be a very long 24 hours for him. Bring on your brain, magic powers, bullshit, smart comments, etc.

Rico's permissions/warnings are here. cw: hand injuries are involved bc he is insane. Also, I would greatly encourage threadhopping in this network post!]
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-12 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
he's already up and moving — he's already got a few stores in mind to check, but given how weirdly restricted they are on anything that could be used as a weapon, blowtorch might be a hard sell.

ultimately, regardless of trust, he's not going to be that guy that leaves someone in a bind if he can help it. the painkillers request is worrying in and of itself. dredd doesn't seem like the sort of guy who'd ask superfluously.

it's not the first time he's been keenly aware of inoue's absence, but it's definitely a satellite thought in orbit at the back of his mind.


i'll see what i can do. my dad's a doctor, i help him run his clinic. so if you need stitches or whatever, tell me now so i can get the supplies for that too.

what's your location?
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-19 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ominous...

got it. give me an hr.

gathering the supplies is an efficient affair. he's not so far removed from the days where he was the one going to markets and malls with his baby sisters in tow while their dad tended the clinic — it's an old, easy routine to fall into.

(but it does stir up a pang of nostalgia like a dust storm. he misses the days, sometimes, when they were six years old and life was simpler. the worst thing he had to worry about getting in fights under bridges and making sure someone was around to dry yuzu's tears or fetch karin's ball off a roof or out of a tree. maybe that's what drives him, almost by rote memory, to some sort of boutique grocery store to grab a handful of items. mostly stuff you can eat with one hand if needed.

dredd didn't ask. it's just one of those things that's in his nature. if he's been cuffed for a while, he probably hasn't had the chance to make himself anything to eat. and if he's taking painkillers, there's precious few that go well on an empty stomach.)

and speaking of — he doesn't bother with the 'first aid' section of a store. instead, he hits a pharmacy. it's a hunt for something a little stronger than tylenol, and unlike all of the books he's come across the labels remain clear to read — enough that even with his layman's english he can figure out what corresponds to what. something that'll keep the mind clear enough and dull the nerves means he ends up with a bottle of nerve blockers and oxycodone hydrochloride.

watch your step, the guy'd said. he's turning that warning (because it absolutely is a warning) over in his mind as he makes his way an hour later to the place he'd indicated. gone are the days he was setting off shitty traps in hueco mundo, and it's rare he needs the same lesson twice. the trip-wires go undisturbed, although every new one he comes across makes his eyebrows rachet up a little closer to his hairline. he probably looks like a lunatic, actually, the way he starts making huge exaggerated steps every time he goes through a doorway or steps around a corner just in case he missed the visual cue of a slight glistening flicker of metal catching the light.

(this guy is really paranoid, huh? if ichigo knew he were going back to his real bolthole, he'd probably be touched)

but for now he's just faintly annoyed by it by the time he gets to the door, arms laden with bags. he kicks the door to simulate a knock, and then —


Oy! Open up, it's Kurosaki.
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-21 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Attempts Were Made. but ichigo — who's called one of his best friends chad for years even though his name is sado — is not one to talk. turnabout is fair play. one shoulder levers up in a dismissive shrug, equally as much intended to deflect comments about friendship as the mispronunciation.

rico's hand looks shitty, and his eyes track over the damage with a sort of tired assessment. he's no orihime — all the shit he knows is rooted in real world medicine, not temporal rejection. but plainly — it's a mess, and the swelling and discolouration around that dislocation don't exactly fill him with confidence. shit, is the cuff going to cut off circulation? they might have less time than he'd thought.

ichigo kicks his shoes off at the door (rude punk he may be, but far be it from him not to observe proper etiquette) and steps inside. the bags get carted over to the countertop, and he finds some small oasis of space to drop them down on that's free and clear of liquor bottles.

(either this guy is about three weeks away from dying of liver failure, or he's making molotovs. that's an american pasttime, right?)


Found most of the shit you asked for. he says, as he starts taking items out of the bags. first is the asked-for drink, and a carton of grocery store onigiri, both of which he slides across the counter. tuna. harmless.

Eat one of these. Then this.

the little bottle of painkillers goes beside it.

Then we'll talk about the rest.
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-22 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
itachi just gives him a wildly flat look, and then hooks his foot against one of the bar stools and pulls it in closer so he can sit down.

he pulls a mango soda out of the bag and pops the tab on it for himself, too.


I've known my fair share of paranoid assholes.

one shoulder twitches up in casual shrug.
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
well, he's not about to refute that, and it mostly just gets a snort. ichigo leans on the countertop, his chin in one open palm and his free hand turning one of the liquor bottles nearby to see the label.

Just don't pass it around.

he's resigned himself to the knowledge he won't be able to keep things secret forever. doesn't mean he's going to just blurt it out directly out of turn, though.

So you wanna tell me what you did to wind up handcuffed?
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
ahhhh okay but why is his entire life being scandalized by scantily clad women!!

this is the story of how, upon recognizing the sunbathing figure, he hastily turns the bottle back around while a persistent blush creeps up his neck.

ask him to face off against the highest known power in the universe and he will gladly punch that motherfucker straight in the face. ask him to flirt with a girl? the harder sell. in fact he'd gladly march off to uncertain battle to avoid it, actually.


Okay, so maybe it's not a first-time offense. Maybe it's something you did enough to hit their threshold of... strikes, or whatever. maybe he's talking a little quicker than normal in a frantic attempt to hide his embarrassment and Move On. yoruichi whomst, tbqh?
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
he squints at the segment that doesn't get auto-filtered into japanese. some romance language, maybe? almost, he asks about it — but after a moment he just tucks the phrase away. there's more pressing shit going on.

Even if it was, none of the books are readable anyway.

he'd chanced to crack one open, been confronted with gibberish that seemed to shift even between pages.

So whether this is the afterlife, or some alien science experiment... maybe the point is just keeping us on our toes.
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
latin schmatin, this boy only cares about shakespearean anglais!!

also, the specific drive of certainty behind those words make ichigo go briefly still, his thumb shifting against the lip of his soda. not the afterlife, huh...? it's funny — for all he's readily accepted that there are people coming from different universes, and all that tangle entails... ichigo is on the fence about it. because if it was some normal plane of existence that's adjacent to earth, no one should be able to see him. it's just a fact of reishi and human awareness.

but that certainty doesn't solve anything, or give way to anything but the possibility of despair. instead of voicing it, he just shakes his head.

and picks up that hammer.


Okay. flatly. Now what?
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
nani the fuck.
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
why does he know so many people like this? no, seriously. why? who the hell did he piss off in the last cycle of samsara who clearly finds it fucking hilarious to keep chucking him at these zaraki-esque lunatics??

(he's one of them. kinda. didn't he tell someone to cut his arm off once to make a fight more fair? yeah, well —)

ichigo looks at the guy. and then at the hammer. and then at the guy. and then he puts the hammer down very, very gingerly (and far enough away that it's not within easy reach.)

deep breath.

possibly, he closes his eyes for a moment. whether it's to steel himself or offer a silent prayer to the souls of his ancestors is anyone's guess. masaki kurosaki, look on your eldest son and give him strength.


I think there's a few things we can try between now and breaking your hand. I'm not saying I'm against it, but there's only one doctor in town and if you ask me he seems like a quack, so...
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i mean, would not be the weirdest thing he's done to an ally

[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
he twitches faintly — and draws back into his own space to rub his left hand against the opposite wrist.

Yeah.

he's punched enough people. he fixed chad up once or twice, when the two of them were just stupid punks at mashiba. it wouldn't be a boxer's fracture, but he's reasonably certain he could figure it out.

(and he's no stranger to enduring pain just to get out of a situation. the human equivalent of gnawing off a leg in a trap.)

but — there's something else he can do first. didn't he already promise, he wouldn't keep his secrets just to keep them? he looks down at his hands for a long moment, and then flexes his fingers. they coil in against his palms, and then flatten outward with a breathy exhale.


Let's try one other thing. It's — safe. Don't get weird.

he's never quite forgotten inoue's fear.

he doubts dredd would be the same, and ichigo's made his peace with shiro, but it's damned unsettling for someone even in soul society, much less unaware of it altogether. he drags a hand up near his face. black energy uncoils from his hand, and it leaves a visible off-white mask in its wake, solidifying over and obscuring his features.

he can't hold the hollow form for long. it feels almost like it did in the beginning — a few seconds to make or break a fight. so, rather than waste his breath explaining it, he reaches out to coil his hand around the short chain between the cuffs.

a gran rey cero is just will and blood. a quick drag of one clawed hand against the bare palm of the other, and what follows is a miniature detonation. it's infinitesimal, localized to the chain, but there's an awful, vivid pressure to it — like detonating a star the size of an atom. almost immediately, the mask splinters and cracks, fragments falling away and dissipating as they do — leaving no physical material behind.

the cuffs, alas, persist.
Edited (how badly can i screw up html tho) 2023-07-23 03:48 (UTC)
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not dyed.

it's said tiredly, as he gets up and goes to the sink to wash blood from his hand. the cut is shallow, just a faint incision pressed along the lifeline. he watches as the water runs pink.

as to the comment about being special, well. he's got nothing to say to that, and frankly it just makes him grimace. it's not like he could even deny it if he was inclined to modesty — he's the only one of his kind. a patchwork of things, stitched together by fate or circumstance until it became the sum of him. what he is has been a source of endless anxiety, fear and pain for those he loves most in the world. how many fights has chad lost just to buy him time? how many times has orihime worked herself exhausted healing him? even ishida defied his own father to stand at his side. he'd never do them the disservice of wishing now to be normal, it would be too much like spitting on their sacrifices.

instead, as he turns off the tap and inspects the tiny injury — satisfied it won't continue to bleed — he continues,


It should've blown the chain apart. A cero at close range can vaporize pretty much anything.

he debates how much of the mechanics of reishi and reiatsu he wants to explain, and finally decides none for the time being. it's one thing if dredd asks. it's another to just volunteer information.
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[personal profile] zangetsu 2023-07-23 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
the joke about granola gets some of the tension to bleed out of his rigid posture. he exhales like someone centering themselves in the moment, and then —

Why, you gonna kiss it better, old man?

look, two can play that punk-ass game, and ichigo has zero compunctions against weaponizing that age difference in his favour.

he is, certifiably, a Little Shit. he shakes the remaining water off in the sink, and then turns back around. grabs a hand towel just to finish the job.


But, uh, I'll be honest — if the substance it's made out of is that strong, that's... getting into a whole new problem. Even if we do your plan, if the cuff has some mechanism to tighten, you could lose the hand.

the time on irreversible limb death varies, but the agreed upon average isn't exactly generous. a few hours, maybe, and then the only real fix they'd have outside a highly skilled and staffed OR is amputation.

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