Rico Dredd (malicious white boy) (
judgementcrime) wrote in
citynet2023-07-07 08:51 pm
text | un: rico.dredd
I've got some big news, everyone. Could be the start of things happening directly to us instead of around us, so there's one point for experiment. Or drokking entertainment.
I woke up handcuffed. Standard issue, nothing special. On all levels they shouldn't be, but I've tried everything. And they are not. coming. off.
I know nobody came in while I was sleeping. And unlocking them isn't about skill, don't waste your time implying that it is. I’d like to know if somebody could find it in their gorgeous generous neighborly heart to bring a hacksaw. I’ll even take a sledgehammer and a spike if you have a VERY delicate touch and someone to vouch you’re not a serial killer
Your good-looking neighbor in need,
Rico Dredd
[ooc: Surprise, surprise - Rico's landed himself some mild city-provided timeout time. He is kind of starting to lose his shit. Plenty of characters are welcome to try breaking them, it’s going to be a very long 24 hours for him. Bring on your brain, magic powers, bullshit, smart comments, etc.
Rico's permissions/warnings are here. cw: hand injuries are involved bc he is insane. Also, I would greatly encourage threadhopping in this network post!]
I woke up handcuffed. Standard issue, nothing special. On all levels they shouldn't be, but I've tried everything. And they are not. coming. off.
I know nobody came in while I was sleeping. And unlocking them isn't about skill, don't waste your time implying that it is. I’d like to know if somebody could find it in their gorgeous generous neighborly heart to bring a hacksaw. I’ll even take a sledgehammer and a spike if you have a VERY delicate touch and someone to vouch you’re not a serial killer
Your good-looking neighbor in need,
Rico Dredd
[ooc: Surprise, surprise - Rico's landed himself some mild city-provided timeout time. He is kind of starting to lose his shit. Plenty of characters are welcome to try breaking them, it’s going to be a very long 24 hours for him. Bring on your brain, magic powers, bullshit, smart comments, etc.
Rico's permissions/warnings are here. cw: hand injuries are involved bc he is insane. Also, I would greatly encourage threadhopping in this network post!]

no subject
ultimately, regardless of trust, he's not going to be that guy that leaves someone in a bind if he can help it. the painkillers request is worrying in and of itself. dredd doesn't seem like the sort of guy who'd ask superfluously.
it's not the first time he's been keenly aware of inoue's absence, but it's definitely a satellite thought in orbit at the back of his mind. )
i'll see what i can do. my dad's a doctor, i help him run his clinic. so if you need stitches or whatever, tell me now so i can get the supplies for that too.
what's your location?
no subject
No stitches necessary.
Glad you’re not squeamish because you’re about to be a lot more helpful than I thought, doc. Bring a hammer.
[The address Rico texts him is slightly different than the other ones he’s spread out today. Namely, it’s where he actually lives. For a number of reasons. But he’s got a pretty good handle on Kurosaki, Rico thinks. Read him like an open book, and his gut says it won’t cost him in the future. And he always trusts his instincts.]
And mind your step.
[His apartment is deliberately a distance removed from where others have set up camp. Isolated? Maybe, but he’d prefer to call it secure. If he wants to socialize with the masses, he’ll go out and do it on his own terms. And for the moment, he’s the princeling of his own little top-floor penthouse fiefdom. A nice view of the fishbowl they’re trapped in, a defensible location, plenty of nooks and crannies on the way up for “surprises” - what’s not to love?
The elevator opens up to a corridor. Plush carpets and a door some distance around the corner. But seriously. Watch out for those tripwires. He wasn’t kidding. ]
text ↪ action
got it. give me an hr.
( gathering the supplies is an efficient affair. he's not so far removed from the days where he was the one going to markets and malls with his baby sisters in tow while their dad tended the clinic — it's an old, easy routine to fall into.
(but it does stir up a pang of nostalgia like a dust storm. he misses the days, sometimes, when they were six years old and life was simpler. the worst thing he had to worry about getting in fights under bridges and making sure someone was around to dry yuzu's tears or fetch karin's ball off a roof or out of a tree. maybe that's what drives him, almost by rote memory, to some sort of boutique grocery store to grab a handful of items. mostly stuff you can eat with one hand if needed.
dredd didn't ask. it's just one of those things that's in his nature. if he's been cuffed for a while, he probably hasn't had the chance to make himself anything to eat. and if he's taking painkillers, there's precious few that go well on an empty stomach.)
and speaking of — he doesn't bother with the 'first aid' section of a store. instead, he hits a pharmacy. it's a hunt for something a little stronger than tylenol, and unlike all of the books he's come across the labels remain clear to read — enough that even with his layman's english he can figure out what corresponds to what. something that'll keep the mind clear enough and dull the nerves means he ends up with a bottle of nerve blockers and oxycodone hydrochloride.
watch your step, the guy'd said. he's turning that warning (because it absolutely is a warning) over in his mind as he makes his way an hour later to the place he'd indicated. gone are the days he was setting off shitty traps in hueco mundo, and it's rare he needs the same lesson twice. the trip-wires go undisturbed, although every new one he comes across makes his eyebrows rachet up a little closer to his hairline. he probably looks like a lunatic, actually, the way he starts making huge exaggerated steps every time he goes through a doorway or steps around a corner just in case he missed the visual cue of a slight glistening flicker of metal catching the light.
(this guy is really paranoid, huh? if ichigo knew he were going back to his real bolthole, he'd probably be touched)
but for now he's just faintly annoyed by it by the time he gets to the door, arms laden with bags. he kicks the door to simulate a knock, and then — )
Oy! Open up, it's Kurosaki.
cw: description of hand injury
Kurosaki getting all the way to his door in one piece means a few things. He's got a decent eye for details, doesn't mind jumping through a few hoops - or razor-thin hurdles, as it were - has the coordination to do it, and he's smart enough to follow instructions. That all coupled with the fact that he's a little medic-in-training... it might be enough to try out a crazy little idea.]
Well, well, well. If it isn't my young friend Ichigo, [Rico says, sounding particularly pleased. The state of his bloodied wrists and dislocated-then-relocated left thumb at this point doesn't look great, but if there's any discomfort he doesn't show it. His gaze flickers over to check just behind his shoulder as he says it, then invites him inside with a tilt of his head. The sliver of door open shows a glimpse of a luxurious apartment; spacious, bland, and expensively decorated. But there are a few elements that look a little out of place once you venture closer in. Namely, the full bottles of alcohol out on the counter and even more empty ones by the spotless white couch meant to seat ten people. The makeshift workshop on a dining table, next to a spiraling glass staircase.
It's a lot of space for one person. Come on in, "Itchy-go". Don't bother to correct him if he's wrong, he won't remember.]
no subject
rico's hand looks shitty, and his eyes track over the damage with a sort of tired assessment. he's no orihime — all the shit he knows is rooted in real world medicine, not temporal rejection. but plainly — it's a mess, and the swelling and discolouration around that dislocation don't exactly fill him with confidence. shit, is the cuff going to cut off circulation? they might have less time than he'd thought.
ichigo kicks his shoes off at the door (rude punk he may be, but far be it from him not to observe proper etiquette) and steps inside. the bags get carted over to the countertop, and he finds some small oasis of space to drop them down on that's free and clear of liquor bottles.
(either this guy is about three weeks away from dying of liver failure, or he's making molotovs. that's an american pasttime, right?) )
Found most of the shit you asked for. ( he says, as he starts taking items out of the bags. first is the asked-for drink, and a carton of grocery store onigiri, both of which he slides across the counter. tuna. harmless. )
Eat one of these. Then this.
( the little bottle of painkillers goes beside it. )
Then we'll talk about the rest.
no subject
Ichigo’s estimation of time until liver failure is probably more correct than wrong.]
No reason it can’t be a working lunch. I’ll fill you in.
[He’s a busy bee. He picks up the onigiri wrapped and sealed in crinkly plastic. Again, thoughtful and distinctly tamper proof. Rico probably comes across to the juve like a loon, doesn’t he? He turns it around in his hand - instructions to open the thing? Really?]
Good job not falling flat on your face, by the way.
no subject
he pulls a mango soda out of the bag and pops the tab on it for himself, too. )
I've known my fair share of paranoid assholes.
( one shoulder twitches up in casual shrug. )
no subject
You know so many of them that you’ve tip-toed around tripwires? [he asks, offhandedly as he delicately rips off the middle tab all the way around. Pinches one corner and starts shaking it like it owes him money. Trying to wrest it out of its plastic skin is a difficult one-handed exercise in dexterity, but he manages it easily. Handily, you could say. Ha ha.]
You lead an interesting life, Ichigo.
[Despite your wildly uninteresting appearance.]
no subject
Just don't pass it around.
( he's resigned himself to the knowledge he won't be able to keep things secret forever. doesn't mean he's going to just blurt it out directly out of turn, though. )
So you wanna tell me what you did to wind up handcuffed?
no subject
Nothing to deserve it here [he says, like a joke. Which is all it is. But the smile fades pretty quickly.] Seriously. I’m not lying to save face. I didn’t do anything yesterday I hadn’t before.
[Which makes this stupid, and there’s the rub.]
no subject
this is the story of how, upon recognizing the sunbathing figure, he hastily turns the bottle back around while a persistent blush creeps up his neck.
ask him to face off against the highest known power in the universe and he will gladly punch that motherfucker straight in the face. ask him to flirt with a girl? the harder sell. in fact he'd gladly march off to uncertain battle to avoid it, actually. )
Okay, so maybe it's not a first-time offense. Maybe it's something you did enough to hit their threshold of... strikes, or whatever. ( maybe he's talking a little quicker than normal in a frantic attempt to hide his embarrassment and Move On. yoruichi whomst, tbqh? )
no subject
Yeah, maybe. [he says, dismissively.] Wouldn't it be nice if it was all written up somewhere? But as always... ignorantia juris non excusat.
[It'd sound a lot more dignified if he didn't take a bite out of his onigiri at the same time.]
no subject
Even if it was, none of the books are readable anyway.
( he'd chanced to crack one open, been confronted with gibberish that seemed to shift even between pages. )
So whether this is the afterlife, or some alien science experiment... maybe the point is just keeping us on our toes.
no subject
I forgot how translation mechanics work. Also it's Latin, you philistine.]Can't be the afterlife. [Rico says, with a conviction bordering on certainty. The reason is as simple as this;] I've still got scores to settle.
[A different kind of smile graces them, this time. An edge of viciousness and pride, hard determination. Rico appreciates the break, but he's got things to do and he's not dying until he's done with them. Doesn't matter if it'll take twenty years to get there. If he has to figure out what's behind this mystery of a snowglobe city, why he's in handcuffs or how to get out of them - he'll get there. Suddenly animated by a fresh wave of energy, he says in a voice like he's sharing a secret;]
If all of this is to make a point, I'll just have to make one right back. [He pauses briefly for dramatic effect. Also, because he's starting to feel a little woozy.] With a little bit of your help.
[Rico winks. Be a dear and help him out with the demonstration.]
Pick up the hammer, I'll show you something.
no subject
also, the specific drive of certainty behind those words make ichigo go briefly still, his thumb shifting against the lip of his soda. not the afterlife, huh...? it's funny — for all he's readily accepted that there are people coming from different universes, and all that tangle entails... ichigo is on the fence about it. because if it was some normal plane of existence that's adjacent to earth, no one should be able to see him. it's just a fact of reishi and human awareness.
but that certainty doesn't solve anything, or give way to anything but the possibility of despair. instead of voicing it, he just shakes his head.
and picks up that hammer. )
Okay. ( flatly. ) Now what?
no subject
[Rico awkwardly maneuvers to rotate his hands inwards in the cuffs, lightly tapping a ugly-looking area of his left hand.]
Look right here, that's important. If you ever find yourself in a fight, it's a good place to grab and pull back in a way nature never intended. Anyway, I'm not a brute-force kind of guy, of course. I know when it's time for a delicate touch. But if you hit it hard enough, you could break it. And if you break it...
[Rico snaps the fingers on his good hand, a click in the air between them. Neat, tidy. Absolutely the way it's going to go, obviously.]
Bingo, bango, bongo - my hand squeezes through. I'm out. Any questions?
1/2
no subject
(he's one of them. kinda. didn't he tell someone to cut his arm off once to make a fight more fair? yeah, well —)
ichigo looks at the guy. and then at the hammer. and then at the guy. and then he puts the hammer down very, very gingerly (and far enough away that it's not within easy reach.)
deep breath.
possibly, he closes his eyes for a moment. whether it's to steel himself or offer a silent prayer to the souls of his ancestors is anyone's guess. masaki kurosaki, look on your eldest son and give him strength. )
I think there's a few things we can try between now and breaking your hand. I'm not saying I'm against it, but there's only one doctor in town and if you ask me he seems like a quack, so...
💥🔨 just man up
[Rico does not suppress his smile very well. He saw your network spat, Kurosaki.]
I’ve tried a lot of things, Kurosaki. So you’d better have a fresher idea. [What really is the point of putting the hammer just out of reach? It’s not like Rico would have the leverage to do it to himself. But really, that's why he asked for the blowtorch. He is quickly running out of ideas, and options.] Do you know how to put on a hand splint?
i mean, would not be the weirdest thing he's done to an ally
Yeah.
( he's punched enough people. he fixed chad up once or twice, when the two of them were just stupid punks at mashiba. it wouldn't be a boxer's fracture, but he's reasonably certain he could figure it out.
(and he's no stranger to enduring pain just to get out of a situation. the human equivalent of gnawing off a leg in a trap.)
but — there's something else he can do first. didn't he already promise, he wouldn't keep his secrets just to keep them? he looks down at his hands for a long moment, and then flexes his fingers. they coil in against his palms, and then flatten outward with a breathy exhale. )
Let's try one other thing. It's — safe. Don't get weird.
( he's never quite forgotten inoue's fear.
he doubts dredd would be the same, and ichigo's made his peace with shiro, but it's damned unsettling for someone even in soul society, much less unaware of it altogether. he drags a hand up near his face. black energy uncoils from his hand, and it leaves a visible off-white mask in its wake, solidifying over and obscuring his features.
he can't hold the hollow form for long. it feels almost like it did in the beginning — a few seconds to make or break a fight. so, rather than waste his breath explaining it, he reaches out to coil his hand around the short chain between the cuffs.
a gran rey cero is just will and blood. a quick drag of one clawed hand against the bare palm of the other, and what follows is a miniature detonation. it's infinitesimal, localized to the chain, but there's an awful, vivid pressure to it — like detonating a star the size of an atom. almost immediately, the mask splinters and cracks, fragments falling away and dissipating as they do — leaving no physical material behind.
the cuffs, alas, persist. )
no subject
He could write it off as a parlor trick, the same way he wrote off Liu and his flashy red eyes - but he won't. That, he knows. It feels like - feels like the day the bombs fell. Something terrible compressed into a space too small to contain it, feeling the wave of pressure washing over him through the nuclear screens. That was how he knew what happened, even before he saw the red swallowing up the sky. He'd looked up. So did Joe.
He doesn’t blink when the sphere detonates and leaves spots in his eyes - but the chain spotless. Neither of them turned away, after all. His gaze immediately flickers to Ichigo's face, just a juve again. Plain-faced, ordinary. A walking psi-power in disguise.]
Mister Ichi-go, [Rico drawls, dragging down a mask of his own. There's no fancy lightshow here to show it. Doesn't give him access to a weapon no one can see, but it disguises the prickling agitation that's buzzing with increasing intensity. It looks like this: a quirk to his mouth, impressed despite himself. He doesn't get weird, the way he assumes it's happened before with Kurosaki.] You've been keeping secrets behind that dye-job! But I should've known - I knew there was something special about you.
[He didn't.]
So there's more to you than teacups and rude words. [He tsks, jangles the chain.] Shame it didn't do squat. What was it supposed to do?
no subject
( it's said tiredly, as he gets up and goes to the sink to wash blood from his hand. the cut is shallow, just a faint incision pressed along the lifeline. he watches as the water runs pink.
as to the comment about being special, well. he's got nothing to say to that, and frankly it just makes him grimace. it's not like he could even deny it if he was inclined to modesty — he's the only one of his kind. a patchwork of things, stitched together by fate or circumstance until it became the sum of him. what he is has been a source of endless anxiety, fear and pain for those he loves most in the world. how many fights has chad lost just to buy him time? how many times has orihime worked herself exhausted healing him? even ishida defied his own father to stand at his side. he'd never do them the disservice of wishing now to be normal, it would be too much like spitting on their sacrifices.
instead, as he turns off the tap and inspects the tiny injury — satisfied it won't continue to bleed — he continues, )
It should've blown the chain apart. A cero at close range can vaporize pretty much anything.
( he debates how much of the mechanics of reishi and reiatsu he wants to explain, and finally decides none for the time being. it's one thing if dredd asks. it's another to just volunteer information. )
no subject
If he's confident it can vaporize “pretty much anything", you gotta wonder how the guy came to find that out.]
Cero? You mean granola? [Rico says, in an innocent tone of voice. He winks. He can keep a secret. I can try throwing granola at it, he said. The little liar. Now - is Cero a cutesy nickname Kurosaki came up with in isolation for his own power, or specific, learned terminology?] Don't worry. I can keep my mouth shut.
[He cranes his neck at the sink.]
You need a bandage for that boo-boo, little buddy?
[Rico, he's only like. 5. years younger than you.]
no subject
Why, you gonna kiss it better, old man?
( look, two can play that punk-ass game, and ichigo has zero compunctions against weaponizing that age difference in his favour.
he is, certifiably, a Little Shit. he shakes the remaining water off in the sink, and then turns back around. grabs a hand towel just to finish the job. )
But, uh, I'll be honest — if the substance it's made out of is that strong, that's... getting into a whole new problem. Even if we do your plan, if the cuff has some mechanism to tighten, you could lose the hand.
( the time on irreversible limb death varies, but the agreed upon average isn't exactly generous. a few hours, maybe, and then the only real fix they'd have outside a highly skilled and staffed OR is amputation. )
no subject
Oh well. You’ve got to spend money to make money.]
I’ll risk it. [Cavalier, dismissive. One might say - who needs to look before you leap?] The thing comes off in a day. And besides - [Rico wiggles a finger underneath the cold metal cuff, demonstrating the slight space it leaves him.] Couldn’t get my hand through, but it didn’t stay any smaller when I stopped trying. If it really doesn’t work, I’ll back out and figure something else out.
[For an Dredd, it really is as simple as that. And enjoy the four weeks of recovery time, I guess.]
(no subject)
(no subject)
cw: medical/needle chatter
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
rico about to mcfreaking lose it
been there, buddy
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
1/?
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
okay i think i'm done
lmfaooooo
(no subject)