Rico Dredd (malicious white boy) (
judgementcrime) wrote in
citynet2023-07-07 08:51 pm
text | un: rico.dredd
I've got some big news, everyone. Could be the start of things happening directly to us instead of around us, so there's one point for experiment. Or drokking entertainment.
I woke up handcuffed. Standard issue, nothing special. On all levels they shouldn't be, but I've tried everything. And they are not. coming. off.
I know nobody came in while I was sleeping. And unlocking them isn't about skill, don't waste your time implying that it is. I’d like to know if somebody could find it in their gorgeous generous neighborly heart to bring a hacksaw. I’ll even take a sledgehammer and a spike if you have a VERY delicate touch and someone to vouch you’re not a serial killer
Your good-looking neighbor in need,
Rico Dredd
[ooc: Surprise, surprise - Rico's landed himself some mild city-provided timeout time. He is kind of starting to lose his shit. Plenty of characters are welcome to try breaking them, it’s going to be a very long 24 hours for him. Bring on your brain, magic powers, bullshit, smart comments, etc.
Rico's permissions/warnings are here. cw: hand injuries are involved bc he is insane. Also, I would greatly encourage threadhopping in this network post!]
I woke up handcuffed. Standard issue, nothing special. On all levels they shouldn't be, but I've tried everything. And they are not. coming. off.
I know nobody came in while I was sleeping. And unlocking them isn't about skill, don't waste your time implying that it is. I’d like to know if somebody could find it in their gorgeous generous neighborly heart to bring a hacksaw. I’ll even take a sledgehammer and a spike if you have a VERY delicate touch and someone to vouch you’re not a serial killer
Your good-looking neighbor in need,
Rico Dredd
[ooc: Surprise, surprise - Rico's landed himself some mild city-provided timeout time. He is kind of starting to lose his shit. Plenty of characters are welcome to try breaking them, it’s going to be a very long 24 hours for him. Bring on your brain, magic powers, bullshit, smart comments, etc.
Rico's permissions/warnings are here. cw: hand injuries are involved bc he is insane. Also, I would greatly encourage threadhopping in this network post!]

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un: rico.dredd
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text | un: AbyssalBlade
I'd be inclined to repeat this experiment.
I might even be willing to lend a hand and saw if xiansheng would be so kind as to disclose what he may have done.
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[He's assuming there's only one person who'd call him xiansheng and act so familiar. His good buddy Liu Feiyu.]
If you're bringing the saw, I think you'd better find some elbow grease as well.
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text post; un: peerless_cucumber
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@keter
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un: junpei
this isn't doubt or anything, just uh comparing setups i guess. like do you tape the door from the inside or something?
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[Isn’t this the paranoid punk rambling on about the codenames? There might be a chance this question is actually sincere, rather than fishing in very unsubtle ways on the dirt to break and enter into his place while he's sleeping.]
I’d love to tell you all my secrets, but I'm not looking for another surprise down the line.
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voice; un: Hob
Oh my God, are you alright? You didn't feel someone handcuffing you?
[ Seems like a person would wake up from that. ]
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I'm just peachy. Can you tell?
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txt; @wrenched
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2/2 PRIVATE MESSAGE, move to action
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cw: description of hand injury
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@Kromer
If the hacksaw doesn't work, I'm pretty handy with a hammer-and-nail pair so to speak. I use them a lot back home.
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un. dimitri.
I have a shovel, we can try and break the chains that way, if that attempt hasn't been done. Where are you?
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Shovel's better than nothing. I'll message you.
2/2 PRIVATE MESSAGE, move to action
Although to Rico, this entire city isn't even really that. Not even a district in his mind - just the smallest fragment of a neighborhood. He can't say he can complain about the space though, after what he's called home for the last year.
It's pretty easy to find him, a little ways in. A man in his early twenties leaning his hip against the back of a park bench, alert of his surroundings without making it too obvious. Strong shoulders and an equally strong jaw - wearing a tank top and motorcycle pants. To make him even easier to identify, his hands are handcuffed in front of him. His wrists rubbed raw, flecks of red on grey from a distance. Still, if rico.dredd is inconvenienced, he doesn't seem to show it.]
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text | un: kitsuragi
[ Though he may, if boredom sets in too much. ]
Is there a keyhole?
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To save you some further questions: yes, there's a keyhole. Standard double lock, purely mechanical, no electronic components. Yes, I've tried picking it. No, it's not working. No, I'm not doing it wrong.
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text, un: 013
This is big. This is huge. This is terrifying. Sorry I can't actually help, unless you're down to have your hand cut off. Pretty good at that sort of thing.
You don't think that City Hall's starting to clamp down because we've all been raking over it a little too much for their liking??
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Even if it is bug arm boy.]
Yeah, I think I'll pass. Love the offer though, I'm sure the amputation would've gone great.
I don't know what it could be. Maybe I moved the wrong stapler. Pissed in the forbidden urinal. Who even drokking knows.
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I’m fucking crying at this extremely scientific experiment
he's taking it very seriously!!! urinal science, just for his internet homeboy.
voice to text | @SCARAMOUCHE
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Oh, I don't think it's that much. We're all in this together, aren't we?
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text; un: UEHARA
Any luck yet?
un: rico.dredd
No.
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text ↪ un: 十五
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[Why don’t you pick a username he can read?]
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cw: description of hand injury
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💥🔨 just man up
i mean, would not be the weirdest thing he's done to an ally
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cw: medical/needle chatter
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rico about to mcfreaking lose it
been there, buddy
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1/?
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okay i think i'm done
lmfaooooo
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