text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

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[unrequite]

[ Midnight looks at himself, then nods solemnly. ]

Quite right. Only I, with my incredible looks and confidence, can save this poor garment from the throes of iniquity, the falseness of beauty as a social construct.

[ He pulls his hair through the collar and settles the pink mumu over his shoulders again. I hate this. ]