text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[laidtocrest]

[Several good reasons why. Starting with,

1. Misery loves company.]

i'm checking to see if there's any sheets. nobody's gonna miss them, probably

[bemist]

just say it's for the greater good
no need to go into details

[laidtocrest]

any chance i could talk a lovely woman like yourself into keeping him company until i can figure something out, or would that just also get me on your bad side?

[No clue if she's a woman or lovely, just going off of what Midnight said?]

pretty sure i know the answer but i had to try

[bemist]

[ pictured: this 5'11" heavily scarred woman staring down at her phone like the phone itself is certifiably insane. ]

pretty sure i don't know who the hell you are
but i wouldn't take pick-up lines from that guy
he's a grown man he can deal with his own messes

[laidtocrest]

[He's having self awareness pounded into his head and hates this wholeass experience, he is in this picture and is very much aware of it, he didn't ask for this.]

yeah i kinda figured. Most of the women i've seen so far kind of seem like the sort of people who can beat me to a pulp if they feel like it, which is incredibly attractive but also not the sort of thing a guy takes lightly, and not the sort of people who'd take a pickup line lightly.

but i had to ask.

[bemist]

[ he probably asked for this a little. ]

you've got no self-preservation but as long as you can keep yourself alive
let that be enough, i guess
maybe meet the people first before asking though

[laidtocrest]

[In one possible future he literally becomes in universe slang for cheaters, so yeah, he asked for this a little.]

you know you're not the first person who said something like that to me. i guess i just seem like that kind of person?

[Why is it that despite Midnight being shitfaced drunk this wholeass post is gradually becoming a Sylvain callout, because it is, he's going to wake up at 3AM and pester his roommate with stupid philosophical questions at this rate.]

[bemist]

[ Sylvain, no. save your future. ]

wouldn't know entirely, but
hitting on someone you've never met says something about a person
there's probably time to change that about yourself

[laidtocrest]

[WHAT IS THIS EBENEZER SCROOGE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST/PRESENT/FUTURE WARNING HIM OF HIS SINS DEAL. Midnight being like "oooOooOoOo you coooould become meeee 👻" and gebura @ the network telling him "oooOoOoOo you could become hiiiiim 👻👻👻"]

i'll keep that in mind

[He's making such a face. If Midnight looks up, it'll look like someone kicked Sylvain in the nuts a couple of times and he wants to keel over and cry but has to stand at attention, that sort of look.]

but, listen, the fact you're willing to hear me out instead of hanging up on me and doing i'm not sure what (there's not a lot here, where's all the fun?) says a lot. so thank you for that as well.

not here

[unrequite]

[ does he need another hug ]

[laidtocrest]

[For the record, yes, another hug would be okay even if he'd feel very weird and not want to talk about it. Come for drunken antics, stay for the existential crisis.]

[unrequite]

[ man, poor kid.... ]

[bemist]

[ Sometimes when you are a bit of a ghost, you get the right to alarm people about their possible future. ]

don't mention it
it's not some big act of service to hear you out
and it looks like you're capable of learning