text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content

[laidtocrest]

[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.

But for now.]

a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?

[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]

and here's the guy who lost his stuff

Comments

[unrequite]

a fine question from a fine young man who does not engage in slander or livbbel. everyone else please takenotes.

it all began millennia ago, before the first aegir walksed the land, bfore the sarkaz where teekaz and the teekaz were none at all...

[ You know what, I'm not writing all that shit. This is unfortunately a text based medium, so while it takes a while for the comment to pop up, it's certainly a tale. A very drunk, very complicated tale. A legend of seven kings, warring over rule of Terra. There are gods! Dragons! Angels and dmeons! [sic] There are at least two maidens, four of which fall in love and run away from each other. (Or with each other. Surely, he meant "with each other".)

It's tragic. It's convoluted. There are plot holes large enough to drive a landship through. It's also all a lie, so it doesn't matter that I can't be assed to actually write it.

But it ends, eventually. Midnight is shedding a tear IRL as he sends it. He's so invested in his bullshit. It's incredible. ]

... and so the seventh king took up the last crown, free from his chains —or perhaps burdned with the weight of six more — and established rule over the first nation: Kazdel. the end. (or is it?_

[unrequite]

i feel as though the scope f your creativity is very limited and and that makes mbe very sad
:(

[ The sad part is that Midnight is actually drunk enough to feel very sad about this. ]

[zangetsu]

can it also make you type properly?

（ asking for a friend, the friend is him!! ）

[unrequite]

Holding. Never fear, I'm quite the professional drunkard.

[ ... That's not a no. Ominous. Midnight grins, though, so he certainly doesn't see a problem here. ]

You should be kind more often, then. You're good at it.

[unrequite]

i don't think so, no
it's less about the fact that i'm drunk andmore about proximity

oh you meant my creatvith
still no i'm still very drunk

[laidtocrest]

i figured it was worth putting out the call for his shirt OR for someone to come pick him up if he's got anyone who'd do that sort of thing around here. you know, given current events?

and he's not. i'm pretty sure if someone doesn't come for him he'll just try to follow me home so if it comes to that i'll throw him in the nearest empty apartment and be done with it

[zangetsu]

NOTHING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS CREATIVE.

put your phone down and drink a glass of water. or ten.

helps with the hangover.

[laidtocrest]

That is the weirdest thing anyone's ever said to me and I'm gonna just blame it on the fact you're drunk...

[He's rummaging through another machine and digs up a...]

Here.

[It's a dress!]

Turn that into an...I don't know, bag if you're going to vomit.

This first comment is not here

[broca]

[ But just know that after reading this, Broca is sighing heavily, eyes closed and brow furrowed as he just sits and lets the reality of this moment wash over him for a second.

[zangetsu]

yeah, that's fair.

（ and is actually kinda nice of the guy, in hindsight, so. glad he asked. ）

good news is i'm about 98 percent sure if you park him in front of a mirror he'll be drunk enough to think he has an audience.

Second is though, un: Broca

[broca]

Tell him to just find a new shirt.

[unrequite]

I do hompe you know that is an opinion. Bles syou

Sylvain brought me water. fine lad. hav eyou ever met him? you should, he really is a lovely fellow

[unrequite]

[ Midnight sighs. He looks a bit gutted. ]

No. Please put that back. It's such a lovely dress. Some nice girl will miss it. Anything but that.

text, un: 013

[blattella]

Oh hey, Midnight. I've met him before. ...........And I'm suddenly very glad I've been handwashing my work uniform so I didn't lose it and cop heat from my boss ahahahahahaha.

You want some help, bud? I could probably give him my coat. Not like it's made for me.

[They really sized him for a uniform coat and then made sure he can't put it on over his claw. Fucked up if true.]

text; un: The Seventh Crown of the Seventh Demon King

[unrequite]

Hello Operator Broca! I'm not oppsoed to finding a new shirt, I simply liked the old one.

[ More coherent! He's going to try and put in effort for a Senior Operator! Being extremely difficult is for when they get know each other. Midnight is looking forward to that. ]

un: The Seventh Crown of the Seventh Demon King

[unrequite]

hello gregor :)))))))))
u have my coat!
*i have my coat

it's over here. see?

[ Attached is a picture of his coat hanging from a chair. Well, it's a little blurry, but it's very identifiable. Not bad for someone fairly trashed. ]

[blattella]

Hey bud! Nice picture you took. Glad you haven't lost all your clothes, just the shirt.

What are your feelings on white? And buttons. I think your old shirt had buttons, but I wasn't looking too closely. But I could lend you my work shirt and find another without much effort, long as I kept the vest and everything

Or maybe I could bring you fellows some water!

un: gebura

[bemist]

[ ... why this. ]

there's got to be some kind of garbage bag he can wear instead
in the meantime

[zangetsu]

ask him to put you to bed next.

un: pochita (text)

[nutkick]

[ why this part 2 ]

oh hell no.

i knew people will start losing their minds but let's not encourage naked men terrorizing us here!!!

[laidtocrest]

please bring us some water. given what's been going on i really don't feel like leaving this guy alone but i dunno if i can drag him anywhere by myself.

[laidtocrest]

[Several good reasons why. Starting with,

1. Misery loves company.]

i'm checking to see if there's any sheets. nobody's gonna miss them, probably

[laidtocrest]

look, i'm the only one being terrorized right now, really, and i'm doing everyone a favor. if i didn't contain the naked guy, then he would've come after you.

and in the grand scheme of things, is a drunk naked guy really the worst of our problems?

[laidtocrest]

please stop asking him to ask me things.

[laidtocrest]

You sure? I think it'll bring out your eyes.

[Even if he's using it as a vomit bag, but okay, he's hanging the dress over yonder, next to Midnight's coat.]