Sylvain Jose Gautier (
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text, un: gautier, cw: some references to alcohol use and sexual content
[Specifics tbd, but there's a drunk Midnight involved and he doesn't have a shirt and might've lost his pants. he's fucking naked.
But for now.]
a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?
[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]
and here's the guy who lost his stuff
But for now.]
a guy lost his clothes to the washer. anybody saw a pink shirt?
[Attached is a picture of Midnight. I have no fanart, so you must imagine this guy: no shirt, Jojo-posing, wearing a pink feathery thing, drunk, fly open.]
and here's the guy who lost his stuff
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and in the grand scheme of things, is a drunk naked guy really the worst of our problems?
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[ It is a miracle that Midnight is still this literate. ]
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[Even if the power nerfs and lack of weapons makes things difficult, but you know what? They can improvise.
...anyway that's a joke don't ready too much into it.]
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Anyway, Midnight kind of looks like he is watching the aftermath of a kicked puppy situation and the puppykicker in question doesn't even say sorry. ]
Well, just because it happens often doesn't make it right.
[ ... This would be so much more heartfelt if he wasn't currently drunk and wearing an outfit that makes him look like a tree the Lorax would only speak for out of the kindness of his heart. ]
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Sorry, just a bad joke.
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Well, we'd best get you some better jokes, then. Knock knock.
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[...]
Who's there...? [Unsure.]
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...
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Let me start again. I forgot. Lost my train of thought.
[ Without waiting for permission: ]
Knock knock.
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[ Midnight pats his cheeks. Why! Is! He! So! Touchy!!!!!! ]
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Don't say things you'll regret the next day. Come on, that's the first rule of being drunk. If you're gonna make mistakes, make fun ones.
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I haven't said anything I'd regret, though... Remind me tomorrow if you don't believe me.
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[ the last question is just insulting. ]
i'm pretty sure there is a long process before you have the right to expose your dick and balls to someone. and I'm pretty sure the other person needs to be fucking willing to deal with it.
i certainly don't want it.
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But, sometimes, cocks and balls happen? Communal bathhouses, or accidents when staying at a place with one tub and many people. Or swimming, because what are swimsuits, he doesn't know. The effort to keep a 100% cock-and-ball free lifestyle seems exhausting.]
okay, change of subject, where is wherever you're from like? unless that's also off limits.
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he's caught off guard by that question. what is small talk again? ]
you mean Japan?
just a normal country. can't say it's the same as this city.
after all, i haven't seen any devils around. [ just random murder and nudity so far. ]
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[Come now, they're going to unpack the anti-cock and balls culture one inch at at time, this is now the travelzone. A travelguide. Travelventures.]
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you're asking me a tough question, man.
... how do i even explain a boring country?
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oh- ... ]
well, the weather is nice most of the time. our girls are hella pretty, and we have a local hero named Chainsaw Man. you can say he is the STAR of Japan 😎
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[What's a chainsaw- you know what, it's fine, he's got a vivid imagination. He can fill in the blanks.]
interesting name. tell me more about this guy?
[It'll prolong the return to cocks and balls.]
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[ Midnight is squinting at the topic's picture with great concern. He's... he's wearing pants, right? He doesn't want to doubt his own eyes, but he also knows that his senses might be a bit untrustworthy at the moment. ]
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[In fact, he's getting up and walking over to pat Midnight on the shoulder. There, there.] Some people just come from different cultures and have different feelings about shirts and things.
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[ Midnight sighs, thoroughly relieved. (He might actually be tearing up a bit. Again. He's not usually this emotional as a drunk...) ]
I mean, if the people wanted it, so be it, but I do realize that some things are too sacred, to the point of obscenity...
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[Slut to slut communication...]
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oh my GOD no revisions no edits 10/10 what's going on instant save